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The Straight Vibe

So, my best friend Elena and I were playing questions (I love it. It's like our bonding time) and she stated that she's straight. Well, any of you who know me know I'm anything but straight. I answered, "I know. It's painfully obvious." And she says, "painfully?" So I laughed and explained to her what I like to call "The Straight Vibe" (what up title reference?! What up YouTuber reference?! (Name the YouTuber and I'll give a shout out ;) )

This is my explanation for The Straight Vibe (I'm italic, she's bold): "You just have that straight vibe to you but. . . amplified. No biggie, it's just - well, you're so straight! Like, everything you do is straight. I mean, ugh, that came off weird. What I meant was that it's so easy to tell you're straight, it's painful." "Oh. Should I not be so straight?" "No. It's not a bad thing, it's just. . . well, straight. I'm not straight myself so I guess it's weird. I'll explain it better Monday. It's hard to explain through text." "You do know that I would like seriously consider dating several girls right?" "Yepppp you've explained this before. It doesn't change anything. When you're straight (even in the slightest bit) you give off this vibe that (normally) makes the gay girls stay at bay. Well, even if you swing both ways (or every way in my case), you still have a vibe but it's slightly different. This vibe makes us question your sexuality for a moment (unless you're me. If you're me, you just run up to them, hit on em and get rejected. It's my style.) before picking up the feeling that you're straight or not. It's all in our gaydar programming." "Oh."

Does this make any sense to you guys?

Charlie: nope! That's the straight person curse. We don't understand that stuff.
-_- shove it where Apollo don't shine. Anyway, lemme know if that made any sense. See y'all next time!