Bribing Craftmaster

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Hello Yoshiboy back again. sorry about me not reporting last week I was grounded for a week anyways more story's coming soon and reamber to vote and this is another fimlar episode of Ed Edd Eddy.

"(Grunt!) finish!" Steve said. he lifted up the wooden brige.

"There a a person." Herobrine pointed at Craftmaster he was walking toward them with a big box

"Hello, if you want to come you have to pay 4 diamonds." Herobrine said.

"Yeah right. I was going-"

"Just 4 diamonds to cross." Herobrine said with a wooden plate form at Craftmaster.

"I was going to." Craftmaster threw an coal. it hit Herobrine.

"Hit the road! I heard that before." Herobrine said.

"I beet you heard this before." Craftmaster grab a leaping potion and jump over the brige.

"Well that fail." Steve said.

"Are't these cake good for you Jerry?" HHS asked to his pig they were eating cake.

Yoshi was in the water like a monster.

"Your brain is mi-" Herobrine crush Yoshi with the brige.

"Hey Piggyboy where did you get that cake from? hmm......?" Herobrine asked him.

"Me and Jerry got cake from Craftmaster for free." HHS.

"Free!!?!?" Herobrine got happy.

"You better hurry, he's giving to everyone." HHS said.

"Come on!" They ran. then they ran into Yoshi's cousin.

"Hello Steve, anyone wants to try my cake-"

"No you have goat breath. where you got that cake?" Herobrine asked.

"I got it from Craftmaster. he's a cake maker now he's giving cake to everyone for free. And also he had a garage full of cake." the whole time they were drooling.

"Free? free cake!" Herobrine yelled.

Later.

"I thought you could like this!" Craftmaster gave cake to Alex.

"Wow! thanks!" Alex walked away.

"We would take 3!" Herobrine said.

"Too late! all gone!" Craftmaster threw the box at Steve where the cake come from.

"Wow free ju jubs." it's those candy where those have different color and taste. you know I forgot what they are called.

"Yoshi's cousin said he has a garage full of cake." Herobrine said.

Later.....

"There it is!" Herobrine ran to it it was,it was locked. it showed a supply full of cake.

"What the- one bite, what's with is door??!!" Herobrine yelled. he started scratching the door.

"I should of brought my mayo gun that shoots pigs." Yoshi said.

"Earth to Yoshi?" Steve asked.

"What are we going to do?" Herobrine asked.

"If we learn more about him we can be friends with him." Steve said.

"Friends? it like when Yoshi first saw us." Herobrine said.

"I wish I had 3 eyes." Yoshi asked.

Later......

"Hello welcome to Steve school. today we are going to learn about Craftmaster." Steve said. they were in Steve's backyard with tables there and chalk. while Steve was the teacher and Herobrine and Yoshi the students.

"As you can tell we learn that-" Steve said. Herobrine was messing around. he tap Yoshi and threw a snowball at Yoshi. Yoshi started to smile.

"(Giggles quietly)" Herobrine said.

Whack!

Yoshi threw a wood block at Herobrine.

"Ha ha!" Yoshi laughed.

"Yoshi! I seen to boring you, why don't you tell us what's funny?" Steve asked.

"Umm...." Yoshi studded.

"That's what I thought. tell me what you guys learn?" Steve asked.

"That Craftmaster has better hair then you?" Herobrine asked.

Then Steve put a iron helmet on.

"No it's just... you see.... umm." Steve studded.

"The stupid shirt on him?" Herobrine asked.

"No his clothes, his clothes." Steve said.

Later...

"Clothes are good thing to tell him we are his friends, good thing I order his clothes on the Internet" Steve said. they were wearing what Craftmaster was wearing and his headphones.

"Hello Buddy, like our clothes?" Herobrine asked Craftmaster.

"Ugh!" Craftmaster ran.

"Hmm... wait up Craft!" Herobrine grab Yoshi's tongue and wrapped it around Craftmasters shoes.

"Get away!" Craftmaster took his shoes off so he toss it at a wall. with Yoshi tongue still on it.

"Wait up Craft!" Herobrine said.

"Sure ok!" Craftmaster stop so his shoes hit the wall taking them with them.

Crash!

Later...

"Stupid chickens I always have to clean my chimney every 5 minutes." Craftmaster grumpled. he was cleaning his chimney showing burned chickens.

"Hey need help?" Herobrine asked. they were in his roof.

"Sure! Buddy! later." Craftmaster threw his broom at Herobrine.

"Hmm.... nop!" Herobrine chuck it.

(Time skip 4 minutes.)

"Heh heh once we clean this stuff Craftmaster will be poring cake all over us." Herobrine said. he picked up Yoshi put a party afro on Yoshi and tired on a long wood.

"Watch your step Steve. Yoshi said.

"Ready Afro Man?" Herobrine asked to Yoshi.

Then he and Steve started cleaning the wig in the chimney cleaning the blood.

"Ha ha! my nose tickles guys." Yoshi said. "ha ha! ah ah choo!" Yoshi sneeze super loud lifting Herobrine and Steve up.

"Not good! not good!" Steve said.

"Quick pull him up!" Herobrine said.

"Ah ah choo!!!!" Yoshi lifted them again making the chimney falling. destorying half of Craftmasters house.

"Ow!" Herobrine rub his head. his headphones broke in half. They were coved with black stuff.

"Craftmaster got our cake yet?" Yoshi asked.

"Grr....." Craftmaster got mad. he was covered up too.

"Hehe don't worry we will clean it up in a jiffy. Herobrine said, then he grab a broom. then Craftmaster snatch it.

"In a jiffy I will stick down your throat!!!" Craftmaster yelled.

"Run!!" They ran.

"That's right! I will end you!!" Craftmaster yelled. he threw the broom.

"( pant! pant!) that was totally waste of time." Herobrine said.

"Beheads if we say sorry...."

"No way I have a better plan." Herobrine wales away.

"Can I keep this afro?" Yoshi asked.

I would do more but I thought it was too long so anyways reamber to vote

The end!

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