So me and two other friends were eating lunch the other day:
Friend 1: I'm cold.
Me: chilled to the bone?
Friend 1: yes.
I start laughing, while friend 2 facepalms after giving me the death glare.
Me: sorry, was that not humerus enough to hit your funny bone?
Friend 2: you need God.
Me: that's some holy shit right there.
(I'm terribly sorry if that was rude to anyone reading, if you believe in him. Sorry.)
Friend 1 just looks at us with a confused look on her face, while I give my other friend a shit eating grin.
Five minutes later:
Me: tibia honest, I would have ran outta puns sooner or later.
Friend 2 gave me the fuck you look.
Me: I fucked that pun up.
I actually did, I think I even like stuttered when I realized I screwed it up.
Friend 2: yeah you did.
Me now: I still got a skele-ton of puns up meh sleeves!!!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!!
Oh sorry, wrong laugh.
*clears throat*
heh heh heh heh.
YOU ARE READING
Idk
RandomBasically it's what the title says. I don't really know what I'm gonna write, but idc
