Apartment Otaku 2

Chapter Two - To Hell and Back

"Alyssa, hurry the fu*k up," an annoyed voice yelled, "We're going to be late!" Reed walked out of his room, his arms crossed against his chest, "I told you I wanted to leave the house before rush hour."

"Rush hour?" Alyssa poked her head out of her door, a hairbrush in her hand, "Reed we don't even need to drive were- wait. Have you woken up Ethan yet?" Alyssa dipped her head back into her room and slipped on some slippers to warm her chilly feet while also awkwardly running the brush through her stringy black hair.

"He sleeps like a ni**er," Reed mumbled, walking down the hall to Ethan's room. Reed burst open the door and stared at the sleeping man, "WAKE UP!" he yelled . He walked closer to the bed and scoffed, "WAKE UP, FAGGOT!" No movement came from the bed, so Reed unlocked his phone, played his loudest moaning vine and threw it at Ethan's face.

"Ah, what the fu-"

"You guys almost readdyyy?" Alyssa popped in, a toothbrush in her hand. Despite her question, she was still in pajama bottoms and a tank top.

"Wh-What, where are we going?" Ethan mumbled, sitting up. He sat there shirtless and in banana boxers.

Alyssa snorted and Reed cracked up.

"Wh-What are you wearing?" tears sprang from his eyes as he leaned against the wall.

"He's using bananas to cover up his banana," Alyssa whispered, causing Reed to laugh harder.

"Your joke was very newfaggy, but this situation is too funny not to laugh."

Alyssa stuck her tongue out and started walking towards the door, "You guys have five minutes!"

Ten minutes later and Alyssa was the last one out the door.

"Sorry," she mumbled, awkwardly shuffling her feet.

"It's fine, but you took ten minutes to pick out an outfit to wear and you came out wearing a tee shirt and jeans, why-" Ethan was interrupted by a whining Alyssa.

"Don't complain! I have to pick out the best outfits so I can live up to people's expectations," Alyssa did a little twirl, put her finger against her cheek, then winked and did an exaggerated "tee-hee!" noise.

"Don't ever do that again," Reed said, walking away, then turning back to face Alyssa, "Please."

"What the fuuuu ck, wait for me!"

Ethan spoke, "Where are we going?"

"Ouuut," Alyssa smiled lightly.

"Where's ouuut?" Ethan smiled darkly.

"Ask Reed."

"Reed-"

"Ask Alyssa-"

"Alyssa-"

"Jfc, we're going to the movies!" Alyssa cheered, "We're going to watch a super gorey movie!"

"I told you not to tell him," Reed mumbled as Ethan stopped in his tracks.

"I'm not going."

"Yes you are! I might get scared, and I'll need a biiiig strong man."

"Reed can be that man."

Alyssa shook her head, "But Ethan, I want you!" she opened her eyes wide and stuck out her bottom lip, "Please?"

"..." said Ethan.