FNAF book of weirdness #Wattys2016

Alex hurish joins the madness

Alex: *plays phone doesnt even realise were he is lol*

At a random door

Leah: omg Alex hurhsiagshhsjs!

Alex: *stares at me*

Leah: .... *hides*

Vincent: dont mind her... She fangirls about everything...

Alex: K... Anyway do you guys have an animation pad? I kinda need one

Vincent: Leah has one gust chap on the door that looks like it barfed rainbows...

Alex: Is it that one onfrount of us? *chaps*

In room

Leah: What do you need outsiders of the pesent underworld...

Alex: *shouts* ANIMATION PAD!

Leah: okay *opens door and faints*

Vincent: Just like normal... MIKE GET THE COOKIZ!

Mike: STFU U STUPID GRAP!

Jermey: D-dont even ask me

Phone guy: *rinnggf rinnggg*

Scotty-chan: stfu im making fnaf world 2.0

Vincent: YOUR ALL A HOLES GUYS!

Shemgulock the knome: Shemgulock!

Vincent: Yeah its a hole bunh o smehgulack

Alex: ._. I created that... How is it rea-

Vincent: Leah again shes a psyhic demon angle thing

Alex: oh...

Bill cipher: *human form* DADDDYYYY!!!! *hugs leg*

Alex:... GET OFFFFFF!

Bill/Alex: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mable: DADDDYYY

Dipper/Soos/Wendy/Stanford/Stan: DADDDYYYY!

*all his characters hug his legs*

Alex: well this is gust great aint it...

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Is it weird that people ship Dipper and Mable and there based off of Alex himself and his twin sister... WTF is this... What has my life become NYEEEEEEEEEEHHHH

Also
Is Bill a dorito or Ilumminati?
Like omfg
And isnt his like... Hot girfriends *idfk why i said that* gust triangles

Gust random triangles...

Also how tf does he eAt?

WE NEED AWNSERS LIEK WAT!