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me: I've got a migraine

friend: go lie down maybe

me: and my pain will range from up down and sideways

friend: that doesn't make sense

me: thank god it's Friday

friend: it's Tuesday

me: Friday's will always be better than Sunday's

friend: *sighs* here we go again

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