Da baabys naem waz Doof
Al da baby ded waz cri all dai
Kyel goot tieread of it
He mad a ploon to killz it.
Eh filleded da tub wit waterz and stook da babys hed linto it.
Da booby waz ded. Joohnie loveded da booby nd cried. Dey burryed da baby andz dey spitted ont tje groove. Jonii wantz to fook kyele agan.
