TaeTae: no reply :(
Jieunni: Wassup
TaeTae: OoO
TaeTae: you replied!!!!
TaeTae: and you were interested in me!
Jieunni: I just asked "wassup"
Jieunni: •_•
TaeTae: hey I'm outside your house rn
Jieunni: WUT THE ACTUAL FUCK
TaeTae: April fools!!
Jieunni: -_-
Jieunni: it's the middle of April right now
Jieunni: April fools already passed shithead
TaeTae: but I thought April fools was everyday in April
TaeTae: that's why it's called "April" fools
Jieunni: jfc
TaeTae: where do you live?
Jieunni: why
TaeTae: because I wanna know
Jieunni: are you going to stalk me
TaeTae: maybe...
TaeTae: jk jk
TaeTae: I just want to know so we can probably hang out maybe
Jieunni: fine
TaeTae: ^_^
Jieunni: I live
Jieunni: in the corner
Jieunni: of
Jieunni: your ass
TaeTae: r u serious -_-
TaeTae: u got me all hyped
Jieunni: I live in blueland
TaeTae: ...
TaeTae: there's no such place as blueland though... Only Iceland and Greenland
Jieunni: r u telling me that I don't exist?
TaeTae: I love in South Korea
TaeTae: live*
Jieunni: kewt
Jieunni: so do I
TaeTae: but you just said you live in blueland...
Jieunni: jkalsisiwmsbd
TaeTae: what???
TaeTae: ๏̯͡๏
TaeTae: yesterday you were threatening me and you were so mean
TaeTae: wut happened
Jieunni: I found out you're Taehyung
Jieunni: the guy in my class
Jieunni: do you know me??
TaeTae: nuuuu
Jieunni: Awwe that's sad
Jieunni: it's okay tho
Jieunni: I'll make you guess
TaeTae: that's easy!
TaeTae: you said I'm in your class
TaeTae: so....
TaeTae: I'll just take every girls phone in my class and I'll check their messages
Jieunni: (-_- )ノ
Jieunni: okaii you go do that.
Jieunni: not being sarcastic at all in any way.
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A/N
Damn this was kinda long.
Not really...
Oh whale ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘
So how is it so far?
Stupid?
Okay.
YOU ARE READING
sent {kim taehyung}
Humor"stop texting me." "why so rude sweetie?" "im not your 'sweetie' and istg I'll throw my shoe at you from here." "you know you love this." "well I don't"