~The more you try to delay the inevitable with a Scorpio, the more difficult it will be. Just be honest it's your best opinion~
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Aries: "Can I decapitate you?"
Taurus: "Don't mind me, just going to take the whole fridge with me to my room just act like I was never even here".
Gemini: *Brother farts*
Brother: "Am I sexy?"
Me: "No".
Cancer:
Acquaintance: "We're best friends right Arianna?"
Me: "No, my cats understand and knows more about me than you ever will".
Me: *Gets up and leaves*
Leo:
Brother: "I'm fabulous!"
Me: *Stares at him*
Virgo:
Me: *Sitting on a bench reading by myself*
Acquaintances: *Walks over to bench sits on it with me*
Me: *Looks up from book to stare at them*
Acquaintances: *Starts bothering me and talking loudly*
Me: "I just want some peace and quiet".
Libra:
Friend: "My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in".
Me: "Disgusting".
Scorpio:"I will gouge your eyes out and shove down them down your throat".
Sagittarius:
Dad: *Constantly pokes me*
Me: "I will bite you if that's what it takes to get you to stop".
Capricorn:
Student: "I'm the smartest in the entire class!"
Me: *Stares at him*
Aquarius:
Me: "Would you have a chicken for an alarm clock?"
Brother: "Yeah".
Pisces:
Mom: *Is fawning over cat*
Me: "Mom".
Mom: "Hold on a second, Whiskers comes first".
~Arianna
~This chapter was created by me
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