Part 93: The Signs as Things I Have Said or Done

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~The more you try to delay the inevitable with a Scorpio, the more difficult it will be. Just be honest it's your best opinion~

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Aries: "Can I decapitate you?"


Taurus: "Don't mind me, just going to take the whole fridge with me to my room just act like I was never even here".


Gemini: *Brother farts* 

Brother: "Am I sexy?"

Me: "No".


Cancer: 

Acquaintance: "We're best friends right Arianna?"

Me: "No, my cats understand and knows more about me than you ever will".

Me: *Gets up and leaves*

Leo: 

Brother: "I'm fabulous!"

Me: *Stares at him*


Virgo: 

Me: *Sitting on a bench reading by myself*

Acquaintances: *Walks over to bench sits on it with me*

Me: *Looks up from book to stare at them*

Acquaintances: *Starts bothering me and talking loudly*

Me: "I just want some peace and quiet".


Libra: 

Friend: "My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in".

Me: "Disgusting". 


Scorpio:"I will gouge your eyes out and shove down them down your throat".


Sagittarius: 

Dad: *Constantly pokes me*

Me: "I will bite you if that's what it takes to get you to stop".


Capricorn: 

Student: "I'm the smartest in the entire class!"

Me: *Stares at him*


Aquarius: 

Me: "Would you have a chicken for an alarm clock?"

Brother: "Yeah".


Pisces:

Mom: *Is fawning over cat*

Me: "Mom".

Mom: "Hold on a second, Whiskers comes first".


~Arianna

~This chapter was created by me

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