1. You're not THAT cute. Parents always tell our siblings that they are cute, yet they never tell us we are cute! I mean, really, my little sister could slap someone in the face and they'd look down at her and say, "Aww, well aren't you cute!" If i slap someone, I'm grounded for a week. Don't get a big head, siblings! Yea, you're cute, and 'perfect,' but you will never compare to my awesomeness.
2. Dad keeps telling you you're "Daddy's little girl." Wait until mom has another kid. Then you'll simply be another middle child, like me.
3. Understand that I need privacy. Reading my diary to see if I talk about you is NOT being a good sister, it's simply being a pain because you think you'll get away with it. Know that you might not get in trouble for invading my personal life NOW, but you WILL move out of our parents house someday, and I will be waiting for my revenge.
4. Try brushing your hair every once and a while.
5. If you want to go somewhere with me, you are going to wear a nice outfit. I refuse to leave the house with a ten year old who hasn't brushed her hair, and has a bright orange shirt on with purple pants. Just no. Also, you must have showered in the last 2 days, because I don't want you to stink. If you're wearing stinky knee pads when you want to be with me, forget it.
6. Right now our parents may think you are perfect, but beware, one day soon, I will show them the truth. I don't care if I have to keep a video camera in your bedroom... I will win.
7. If you eat the last chocolate chip cookie.... RUN.
8. If I get in trouble for something both of us did, we are BOTH going down.
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Things my siblings will never understand
Short StoryDo your siblings annoy you? Do you want them to learn? Read this book to them to give them tips of advice!
