Things I can't stand

•Fake Friends•

These are the people who tell you how much they love you and say superficial stuff like:
"I miss you so much"
"Oh my gosh we should catch up"
"Ily like so so much"
And then as soon as you leave the room they turn to the rest of your superficial friends and bitch about you.

Now don't get me wrong not everyone who says that crap is superficial but in my experience (because I seem to have so much of it in my 15 years of existence...) a lot of the times those things have been said its been from the "fake friends". Also fake friends do have some advantages if you can see past their constant back stabs and natural bitchy attitudes. I mean who else would you pretend to be friends with as not to look like a loner when your bff is sick.

But what really gets to me are the most fake friends of all. The ones who are so good at freaking acting that you would never know that they actually hate you and have ultimate evil plans to either ditch you or keep you around for entertainment. I know, I know I probably sound totally harsh, maybe I'm just too salty from all the wounds on my own back. And trust me. Salt does not go down well with open wounds.

I have made a list of the types of fake friends rating them from 1-evil (10).

-The caring fake friend. Now this person is generally a kind person with a big heart. They really don't like you but they are too nice to ditch you or tell you so they go on pretending. I'd rate them a 2- pretty harmless unless the victim finds out. They might be needing a little ice for that burn.

-The draining fake friend. This friend is only your friend because they like to use you. Whether it's for your wealth, popularity or even food. Whilst you still believe that they are a true friend you are generous but slowly they drain you of all of your desired goods. Their rating would be a 5- if you let them stick around for too long you'll suddenly find yourself robbed out of whatever it is they fancied.

-The friend of a friend fake friend. Turns out you're actually friends with one of this person's closest friends so they pretend to like you just to keep their friend happy. This usually ends up with them getting jealous or trying to keep your shared friend to themselves. They are probably rated at a 4- if not treated with caution may cause explosion and the splitting of the friendship group or simply a never ending feud.

-The changed fake friend. It's likely that this friend started off being a real friend and then either through the influence of another person or maybe they just hit puberty before you but suddenly they aren't your friend anymore. This could either take two pathways which both end up in the same way. The first path is that rather quickly after changing their minds they ditch you and the second is that they either turn into a caring fake friend and stay with you or the draining fake friend. This definitely needs to be rated an 8- no matter what this ends painfully. You might feel like you did something wrong or you just weren't good enough. Along with a bucket of ice your heart might be needing a few stitches.

The evil betrayer of a fake friend- often you will see this friend as one of your closest, maybe even your bestest friend (yes I know that's not a word). Your whole friendship was a lie and this person really dislikes you but used you for nearly all of the above reasons. You were their minion used for labour and entertainment. I literally cannot talk too much about this friend because my own mind is too damaged. This friend is pure evil/10- avoid at all costs. When the shiz hits the roof forget the ice, call a fricking ambulance. Think of it this way. You just had a heart attack which shatters your heart while lighting a pretty candle and you set the house on bloody fire causing third degree burns and nearly certain mental death.

Well have fun my lovelies ;) Xxx