Things I can't stand

•Public Toilets•

Ok so picture this, you walk into a public toilet desperately needing to relieve yourself only to find that there is a long line of people waiting. So you wait your turn very patiently, trying not to pee yourself in these excruciating 5 minutes, and when it is finally your turn you go to the open stall and it before even shutting the door you notice the stench and mentally prepare yourself to inhale the crap particles of this darn person before you. And you turn around. And there on the toilet are two tiny droplets of pee. Like the person before you was like "Let's hope they sit on it and their buttox can be moisturised with my urine". Sorry- this really is a pet hate. Like the stink is understandable, when you gotta go you gotta go. But please clean up after yourself like seriously, I may normally pay attention but what if I sat down on that ish? DISGUSTING.

Ok back to the picture, so you discover this lovely surprise and you go to get some toilet paper to wipe the seat and create a paper seat because who knows what germs stay when you wipe that stuff off, but lo and behold there's only like 10cm of toilet paper left. So you are left to either ration how much toilet paper for the seat and for your own disposal. Or you have to squat, hovering above the seat like some sorta Yoda and then use it all because you really wouldn't want to not be fully wiped. So as you leave the stall you warn the next person that there is no toilet paper in that stall because god forbid someone got trapped in a stall with no paper. And as you wash your hands you see people leaving stalls not washing their hands or just not using soap and then touching things like the door handle with disgusting hands. And then you have to open the door handle and use some crusty as paper towel to use the handle.

Is this normal or am I some sorta OCD freak?

Well that's it for this chapter
Cya my lovelies Xxx