Person: does your dog bite
Pet owner: no
Person: *pets dog and dog bites him* OUCH I thought you said he didn't bite
Pet owner: that's not my dog
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Dog
Person: does your dog bite
Pet owner: no
Person: *pets dog and dog bites him* OUCH I thought you said he didn't bite
Pet owner: that's not my dog
