Blond Jokes

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by XxBunnie_PancakesxX

by XxBunnie_PancakesxX

Please no one be offended by this especially blonds

A blond,red head, and a brunet were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp, and a genie came out. They each had one wish. The red wished to be back at home. Poof she was back at home. The brunet wished to be with her family. Poof she was with her family. The blond said "Aww I wished my friends were her"
(Do you get it)

Two blonds fell down a hole. One said, "it's dark in here isn't it" the other one said "I don't know I can't see"

Q: Why can't a blond dial 911?
A: Because she can't find the eleven

I knew my "red head" friend was a blond because she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind

Brunet: where were you born
Blond: the United States
Brunet:which part
Blond:my whole body