Nohomohowell: MY SMOL PRECIOUS PHILLIP
Phildo💅🏻: yes
Nohomohowell: CAN I SEE A PICTURE OF YOU
Phildo💅🏻: why
Nohomohowell: bc we've been talking for 2 months and I don't know what you look like
Phildo💅🏻: but I'm ugly
Nohomohowell: how am I supposed to know that if I don't even know what you look like
Phildo💅🏻: fine
Phildo💅🏻:
Nohomohowell: HOLY SHITTING FUCK ON MY FACE YOU ARE SO ADORABLE YOU ARE SO FUCKING PRECIOUS AND SMOL MY HEART HAS LOST ALL FEELING IT IS DEAD
Phildo💅🏻: I'm not even that cute
Nohomohowell: