A WORD FROM THE AUTHOR
Hello to you all, thank you so much for the wonderful response and welcome you have given my Fay. And me, their humble servant! I am sure they could have found a much more organized person to immortalize their epic endeavours on our behalf! But it is what it is. Perhaps a daffy old woman with faulty control and little but dreams in her head, is their chosen doorway? Because I can certainly not put them back! Or control their highjinks! Truly, they are zapping all over my rainforest! And I am quite horrified at the PLOTS they are revealing against mankind! And others! Yes, it is true! I can now assure you all:
We are not alone! It's a zoo out there! Alice, Wonderland, the rabbit hole, the Fables! All of it! It exists! Even the good doctor! Who, it transpires, is the Noble, pioneering ancestor of intergalactic rescue missions! For he is most certainly Fay! As far back as phone boxes, the gallant Fay have been seeking communication at our level. Through our toys! Begging us to believe! We can do ANYTHING through the portal of belief!
Our comical writers and our Hans Christian have served them well, for it is the children who believe in magic as their right. Until the Serpent of Evil steals their joy, of course.
Oh! He has made the Snake of all Wisdom suffer! For sharing knowledge of the game with mortals! He would seek to win by fair means or foul! But it's just not cricket! Jiminy! Tell them! Oh? Of course he is here! They all take shelter in my cupboard. I told you that! And it is time for plain speaking! The time for parables, puzzles and pussyfooting is past! The world is in a bad way. WE MUST SAVE IT!
... Well, I certainly hope you've all got the message now! But I would love to give individual replies ... if I could just find the button!..... I have missed the #EarthLove party, too, it appears. For I cannot find me in it??? Piffle upon it! Age is horrid! Seek immortality, I advise it. I am off to have a cup of tea and think on the puzzle of this web toy. ... a hard nut to crack... indeed... is it too early for the nectar?
.... Why thank you, my little friends. A good red is just the ticket! ... now where were we? Oh, yes, Tanouie is about to break into Hell and bust the serpent's balls.... Ballooons! They are just big bags of wind! Yesssss, prick the eejit and hell will deflate all over the place! Oh, .. of course we can't do that.... he must be saved, too! Hmmm the plot thickens.... so where is the little devil.....there he goes! follow that slithering tale! SSSSSSEEEE you all in Helllll!!!!! .... cackle.... Love and light.... MCB
PS. Yesss! it is just now revealed! THE WEB IS THE WAY!
Spread the news! and come! FOLLOW ME!!!! THE WEB IS THE WAY!........The way OUT! Of hell and bondage! No more the written WORD shall be oppressed by the illuminate! The publishers of genre chosen by their desires!
For money! Perfection! And the everlasting glory of the critics! Oh, my word yes, the critics! They have kept my lousy punctuation in the cupboard for nigh on a century ! Just as the politicians keep us in the dark and feed us bulldust! So do the straightjackets of cash, flow to the cunning! Ah, but the people, what of the people? WE ARE THE PEOPLE! ..... and... THE WEB IS OURS! Quickly! Before they realize! Follow Tanouie's little light of humanity and aid her to traverse the evil depths of the spider's lair. Only she knows the way back to full light for all! ...........Oo! it is dark in there! Poor, brave little thing...... I must go and keep the chronicle of it all...... Pray, follow.... if you will. Charlotte
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BEYOND THE RAINBOW
FantasyEvolutionary extinction hangs in the balance. The dark side is winning. Again! This time Heaven itself could fall. The rebellious Tanouie, exiled to dust for her constant bending of the celestial council's rules, must be recalled from the field o...
