Idk what it was that made me love that crusty lipped giraffe looking Jacob Saggytitties. Maybe it was how his breath smelled like my dogs butt hole. Or how when he talks his breath burns my nostrils. I just found his lack oge eyebrows so soothing. One time i was walking behind mr.Saggytitties and he look over his shoulder at me and smilled at me with hes bright yellow teeth and crusty lips and i almost fainted coming up the stairs. Oh Jacob Saggytitties your the love of my life!
