Part 1

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Me: hey! I was bored and I don't have any commented dares yet so I'll just make one up myself!

Hoodie: oh no.

Slender: if you make me do anything child, you will be the next person to be eaten by me.

Me: O-O ok...I dare-

??: *kicks down door* WE'RE HERE BITÇHES!!!

Me: YZ!!! :D you made it! *bro hug* *fangirl jump&squeal* where's the other one?

???: yo whaddup?

Me: HI PERSON! Guys, this is YZ *points at first person* and Dylan. *points at second person* they are peeples I know on wattpad. well I know YZ and Dylan is here cuz YZ suggested he be here.

YZ: *spinning on spinny chair* ehehehehehehehe *passes out from dizziness* X_X

Me: ok that was fast. masky, wake her up. beware of her hands, she smacks people.

Masky: why meh? *eyeing YZ cautiously*

Me: anyways, hmm...OH! I dare ALL the boys to dance to Walk of Shame by p!nk! And Sally gets to dress you up. That includes you Dylan.

Sally: YAY!

Dylan: D: WHYYYY! It's mah first day here!

Masky: what about me?

Me: fine. but only cuz ur waking YZ up.

Masky: YAY! *tries to pick YZ up* *gets flattened* OOF!

YZ: *still passed out* X_X

Sally: *pulls boys up to room* CMON! We're gonna play dress up! :D

Spongebob narrator: 20 minutes later

Boys: *come back downstairs looking miserable*

Sally: *looks proud*

Boys: *in pink & purple tutus with orange flats, coconut bras, red lipstick, and lime green eyeshadow*

Slender: I hate this.

Jeff: Join the club.

Dark link: I'm not sure whether I hate you or love you right now.

Me: aww! Thank you babe! I late you too!

Dark link: wait what?

Slender: You better stay up tonight.

Me: *stalker face* O_O I always do. *normal again* anyways, this is just the first part. Jane, record this. *gives video camera*

Jane: this. is. awesome. *smiles evilly* *starts rolling*

Me: *starts music*

Boys: *start dancing to song*

Me: *singing along and jamming out*

One step, two step, counting tiles on the floor, three step, four step, guess this means that I'm a whore. uh-oh, hell no. how long till I reach the door? Fuck me, my feet are sore! *keeps singing*

Boys: *stop dancing*

Me: *finally notices* what?

Hoodie: you sing like an angel... o•o

Dark link: HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!

Me: you don't know a lot of things. NOW KEEP DANCING MAGGOTS! *cracks whip that magically appears*

Ben: meep.

Boys: O-O *dancing*

Me: you got all that Jane?

Jane: Yep.

*song ends*

Masky: *managed to tie YZ onto table so she doesn't hit him and trying to splash water on her face*

YZ: *doesn't wake up*

Masky: UGH! *hops onto table and sits on her* WAKE UP! *straddles her to get more water*

YZ: *wakes up* O_O what are you doing...?

Masky: um...this isn't what it looks like...

Me: this. is. absolutely. great. *gets chair and popcorn*

YZ: *growls* *headbutts Masky*

Masky: OW! *nose bleeding*

Dylan: HA! :D

YZ: Shut it or you'll be next!

Dylan: D:

Me: And that was the beginning of a beautiful...I don't know. anyways, peace ma creeps! :3

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