Dumb Fanfic Moments

How Some Of Them Make The Boys Be Like

How Some Of Them Make The Boys Be Like

WHY THE FUCKING HELL DOES HARRY SMIRK 24/7 YOUR TRYING TO MAKE HIM OUT AS A FUCKING RAPIST IS THAT IT?

AND ZAYN TALKS LIKE HES A FUCKING PROPHET THAT NOT ONLY PROMOTES RELIGION BUT PROMOTES THE LITTLE MIX ALBUM LIKE GET THE FUCK OVER IT ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE

AND NIALL EATS LIKE A STARVING CHILD FROM GHANA WHAT THE HELL CRAWLED UP YOUR ASS AND TOLD YOU HE EATS LIKE THAT AGAIN GET THE FUCKING HELL OVER IT IT WAS A JOKE IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE PERIOD

OH AND SPEAKING OF PERIODS THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO MAKE PERIOD JOKE WHEN THE GIRL IS ON HER PERIOD LIKE LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE HER VAGINA IS BLEEDING YOU DONT WANNA MESS WITH HER BUT IN THE END YOU END UP MAKING OUT 

AND APPARENTLY LOUIS SCREAMS ALL THE TIME AND LOVES CARROTS UM NO BITCH NO YOU DONT JUST FUCKING GIVE LOUIS CARROTS AND EXPECT HIM TO SCREAM AND SHIT JUST NO

AND IN EVERY FANFIC ITS EITHER LIAMS A PRUDE OR THE EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE HE AINT NO FUCKING OLD MAN IS HE?PUT A BIT OF FUCKING FUN IN HIM.