SSWB! Wow, haven't done one of these in a while. I used to do them on my DA, but I'll start posting them here.
If you think I'm stupid, meet my family~
Now, sorry Auntie Marcy, but you're not the smartest. And nether are your kids. The other week, she traveled down to see the rest of the family (As she lives about an hour and a half away) and left her phone and only realized the NEXT DAY.
Anyway, we noticed immediately and phoned her son, my older kuz, Lime. Okay, this is the stupidest question I've ever heard from him, "She left her phone? Oh, is she still there?" No, Lime, we just knew she would leave it.
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Six. SIX PEOPLE TRIED PHOING HER PHONE TO SAY SHE FORGOT IT IN THE HOUR IT TOOK FOR HER TO DRIVE DOWN. SIX. SEPARATE. PEOPLE.
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Gott verdammt...
Stacey's dictionary~
Stacy has her own language, I've been writing it down in a book. here are my favorites;
Hedgehicker ~ A bush walker
Dickyest Of Dicks ~ 1. A douch 2. Something hard
Trojan Army ~ Condom army
Kitty Tasting Hot Dog ~ Sex
Nifty Pice Of Hardware ~ Vibrator
Sern Signal ~ Indicator
PUCH IT WITH A HAMMER! ~ 1. Fix it 2. A comic I made to promote reading
And, this is a bit out of the way, but;
"I can use my fingers, but I've never used chop-sticks." ~ Glados (Not that one)
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She was talking about playing the piano.
Saying goodbye~
We where coming out of a very long Spanish class and Joel shouted "Adiós, amigos!" Just as a teacher came out of her room. She started yelling, "What are you doing? You can't yell something like that in the halls! If I could, I'd give you an hour!"
So be warned, never say goodbye to your friends unless you want an aftie.
Keep talking to your inner voices!
