There was a documentary and they visited my town. (And it was like, wow! Why are you here? People in the city next to us don't know this town exists) But they forgot the most important part of my town; The Tanhouse Slipper Girls! Those women who walk round the shopping centre with rollers in and bright orange, patchy spray tan sporting a 7 quid onesie form 'Home Bargains'.It's like they try and be scousers.
I have seen quite the decline in these women in the last few years, and I'm not exactly sure why. Maybe it's the incline of the north face kids?
You know, the north face kids? North face cap, north face top, north face hoodie, north face coat, north face shoes, north face thong. I don't fucking know!
