A Billion Reasons Why I Am Amazing!

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Hello, the one and only, Luna Crawford here. So stupid Admin told me that I have to do something with this, and I can't let it collect dust....I really hate that chick sometimes. But anyways, I decided to give you guys, like a Billion Reasons why I am amazing. Cuz way to many of you guys clearly don't know true talent, and beauty. Even when it's right in front of you. *Rolls eyes*

Disappointing really!

Sane people confuse me, but well lets cut to the chase.

I'm fucking fabulous in every single way, I don't have a single flaw. *Glares* And I am most certainty not a Mary-sue! Seriously my personality is like, different. *Winks* I like to be different, while being the most perfect, and most beautiful person at the same time.

I know, I have talent.


A Billion Reasons Why I Am Amazing:

~ First of all, I am in love with strawberries. So that obviously means I am a fantastic person. *Shoves a strawberry in mouth* Like seriously, I'd do anything for a big juicy plump strawberry.

~ I am a pro when it comes to guns. Like not DeadShot good, as much as I would love to insult the guy and say I am way better then him, I don't want him to kill me. He already doesn't like me and my Father, for many reasons.

~ I love swimming, betcha weren't expecting that. *Smirks*

~ I am a pro when it comes to sleeping with people, *Grins* Both genders I don't judge, as long as you have money and aren't an old man I'm all in. And sometimes you don't even need money, I'm not picky.

~ I am in charge of all of my daddies guards, and little minions. I like to consider myself the head of all my Fathers operations, I position the 'troops' and help execute missions against my dads biggest enemy, Marché. He's seriously a creep, sabotages all my Fathers operations and steals our merchandise.

~ I'm a lot smarter then you think, since I am in charge of a lot of my Fathers operations, I need to know when the perfect time to strike is, and how to protect our operations from the police and the Justice League. It's a lot harder then it seems, trust me. The goody two-shoes catch on quickly.

~ I help grab all the targets, and I never get caught. (I totally let Robin figure out it was me, I swear)

~ I love killing things, and using people I hate as target practice.

~ I have a mysterious past. No I'm like dead serious, I don't even know who I am.

~ I am a master, manipulator.

~ I am super selfish.

~ And super crazy! 

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