Cecil from Final Fantasy IV goes abosolutely insane and eats his foot

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by lotad916

by lotad916

Cecil Harvey was really going downhill. After defeating Octomammoth (which was scary as balls), he set up a tent for his comrades Rydia and Tellah to stay in overnight. However, he was a sneaky little fella. He took off all of his armor and left the tent right when the two tired normies fell asleep. Cecil went down to like the middle of a field of grass and vaped a little bit (which really messed up the whole area with all the gross vape clouds). Then, he realized something. That Octomammoth fuccboi drugged up his vape while he was using Darkness. What an asshole!! Cecil started to see some crazy stuff, like a vegan guy riding a unicycle, a crippling depression💯, but more importantly, he saw the deity. It was Killer Keemstar, from YouTube's infamous #DramaAlert. He pulled out a sick can of vape and looked down upon the young Dark Knight.
"Let's get..." Keemstar, being the god that he is, leaned in on Cecil when saying this, "...roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... INTO THE NEWS!!!"
This triggered Cecil's PTSD, which sent him running around panicking like a madman and he eventually passed out.
He started dreaming. In his dream, a strange man approached him. The man's name was Calvin, better known online as "LeafyIsHere." Calvin was a philosopher, knowing the answers to the questions for everything after spending years in exile with nothing but deep thoughts.
"Oh, great mysterious man," Cecil said, "What must I do now?"
Calvin stared into the Dark Knight's eyes, before saying: "Well gee idk dude maybe you should just eat your foot I'm gonna go drown in bleach now lol."
Cecil admired the wise words of the mysterious man. He woke up and ate his foot. It tasted of metal and sweat. Then he stuffed dirt into his boot to help him walk. He ran back to the tent as fast as possible to avoid being caught, which worked out perfectly fine. The End.