Clams .-.

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So we were dissecting clams in science yesterday, and apparently a kid (who we shall call Joe) and his friend (who shall be Mike) would give another kid  (who we shall be calling Billy)  $20 to eat part of the YEAR-OLD, CHEMICAL-WASHED CLAM INSIDES.

First of all: THATS SO GROSS

Second of all: THERE ARE DEADLY CHEMICALS THAT CAN KILL YOU

Third of all: Why? WHY?

Obviously, Billy did eat the clam and now Billy, Mike, and Joe can't dissect for the rest of the year. No one knows who tattled but now there's rumors on who tattled and people are getting upset and ugh

But the best part is:

In math today, my teacher Mr. Teacher (lol not really) wrote a problem on the board, a little like this:

Bring lunch: 20
Buy lunch: 30
Other (eat science stuff): 4

Everyone started cracking up bc Billy snd Joe are in my math class and Bully must've been SO EMBARRASSED

MR. TEACHER, YOU ARE AMAZING👏🏻

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