Crazy Lovers, Crazy Times ~Deadpool Fanfic~

CHAPTER #2 - Odd Beginnings

As he stood there in the endless darkness, he cocked his handgun and walked gingerly into the woman's bedroom. Miraculously, two windows were opened and shined down on the slightly pretty, quiet woman, ever so perfectly. Near the foot side of the bed he stood, screwing in his silencer around the front of his gun. He aimed it but, just as he had it in a particular direction, he felt a sudden cuts around his ankles. Soon as he looked below the bed, he felt two stabs to his shoulder blades and a pierce to his thighs. As he fell feeling like a child that has scraped his knees, he looked behind him, seeing a jet black, long-haired, C-cupped, slightly cocky girl twirling a marines military knife. ''Well, finally, someone is going down for me'' she said, all high and mighty. ''Not 'til I get a movie and dinner first. Then I will gladly take you for dessert'' he said, with a smirk. ''Well, I'm Ira R. Anderson or as you know, K-WX 9811, Mr. Wilson.'' He was amazed as to this woman's whereabouts of his identify but, luckily his wounds and bones recovered. As she turned her back to him and she climbed to the roof, he followed her. As she turned, he roundhouse kicked her onto a wall. She spited a bit of blood. He came to her as he pinned her against the wall. ''I'm more of a lover than a fighter, especially with ladies like you'' he said. ''Too bad for you, Mr. Wilson. I was looking to more of a fight with you than love.'' She kneed him in the stomach and sidekicked his face. He stepped back a little and looked up at her. She looked down at him, smirking. ''C'mon, baby. Hit me one more time''. ''Mmm, starting to like you already. Gonna hate shredding you like cheese.'' He pulled out his katanas, she pulled out her Berettas. She dashed at him, he was close to cutting her apart like a sausage until she jumped up and shot his spine midair. He laid flat on his front, she walked on his back, only pressuring the bullets farther into his spine and whispered into his ears ''I never care about looks, only ability, Mr. Wilson. Just so you know.'' She walked away and flipped into another platform. As he was left alone, practically left for death, he said ''Oh, how bad I wanna smash that~''.

He soon recovered and stalked Ira. He watched her as she came and go, from her apartment to many, other places. Soon enough, after watching her for 2 weeks, he returned to her apartment and asked her out. She refused but, told him that if he can fight with her next Sunday, she would thinking about it. As any crazy man in love would do, he met her on the roof of her building and wait to fight her once again. When she came, she was dressed in shorts, long combat boots and a t-shirt saying ''Show Me Whatcha Got''. He stood there, slighting shocked but, ready never the less. ''I went easy on you last time. Now we are gonna do this my way'' he said. She smiled and her eyes did as well at the sight of him. ''Take out your two weapons of choice and those are what you are fighting with.'' She took out 2 trench knives and 2 Berettas. He had only his katanas and his handguns, of course. ''Bring it on, big boy'' she said, tempting him to make the first move. He stood there, just staring at her and all her beauty. ''Okay, you chose...poorly'', as she began dashing at him. As she had trench knives, ready to cut, he blocked them with his katanas. She grinned menacingly, jumped midair above his head and threw one of her trench knives, aiming directly at his neck. He dodged the attack again. She landed, grabs it and dashed at him again. She tried to stab him directly again and again and again and again. He cut off a piece of knives every time she came at him, blocking her attacks. Once there was nothing on each knife, she tossed them to the side. She grabbed her Berettas and rapidly shooting at him. He sliced every bullet in half. When the guns were out of ammo, she threw them to side and she dashed at him. When she was close to hitting him, he stabbed her in her shoulders. His katanas plunging into the wall, he shot her arms and knees with his handguns. In the end, she coughed out a little blood and smirked. He came to her, smiling and said ''So, how about that date, sugar cheeks ?" She smirks. ''Well, a date and more, since you are like me and put my skills to shame''. She takes out the katanas out of her shoulders and walks to him. ''Take me back to my apartment since you wanted to put me in a casket''. He began to carry her down through her apartment and to her bed. As he was about to leave her alone, she grabbed his hand. ''I know you live alone but, could you stay here with me ? I will go on a date with you on Tuesday but, I would prefer to have human comfort tonight.'' He smiled. ''Alright, alright. I will sleep next to you''. He slept with her, his hand wrapped around her waist and her face tucked to his chest.

On Tuesday, she had a ponytail, a tank top, a jacket, jeans and boots. He came through the window and saw her. He looked at her in awe. She turns to him. ''Take the damn door next time, okay ?'' She climb down to the alley of her building, he followed her and they went to a bar. They talked on the way about their life. Ira was sent into orphanage since a baby and when she became legally an adult, she was kidnapped into Weapon X. She had healing abilities like Wade and much more. She spent hours every day of torture until she escaped through the sewers. She gets paid low-level killing jobs compared to the ones she got while she was in the orphanage. She would work at a store in day and bust a cap in people at night. Ever since, she has gotten a kick out of it. He found common ground with her and began to feel a sort of connection. After a couple of drinks til' one in morning, he kicked his house door open, he took her to bedroom and locked the door. He crawls out top of her and slowly she began to take off his mask. He stopped her hand from going past his mouth. ''Look, I'm not as sexy or good-looking as you think. So don't be shocked when you see the whole enchilada''. He let go of her hand, she pulled off the mask, she looked shocked, maybe even horrified. Then suddenly, she laughed. ''That's what you wanted to expected of me, right ? You got a sharp blade but, a blunt knife, Wade''. He was smirked evilly. ''Oh, I will show you who has a sharp blade''. He placed her hand above her head and made out with her. She smiled at his eyes. He pulled her legs down to his and she took off his suit and grins. ''Do as you please, big boy''. He took off her clothes. They began to make love. Holding hands. Kissing each other. Looking into each other's eyes with burning passion. By six in the morning, they were cuddling each other in the bed. Wade was looking at her and gently moved a piece of her hair back...to see her smiling face. She looked up at him and kissed him. He has never be happy and secure about someone like her before in his life. In this flashback, he looked up at the ceiling and said ''Yeah, yeah. We get it, I'm great in bed but, let's just stop the story here for now. 'Cuz, you know, suspense to the people.''

~~~ TO BE CONTINUED

END OF CHAPTER #2 of Crazy Lovers, Crazy Times ~Deadpool Fanfic~ by lilfangirl10 aka Anna Reminder

NEXT: CHAPTER #3 - Feelings with Love