Crazy Lovers, Crazy Times ~Deadpool Fanfic~

CHAPTER #4 - Trials that Came

As the following months had come and go, Wade protected Ira on almost every job they had. He wanted to protect her. He wanted to stop her from going to the state she was in that one time. She was suspicious about it and so was he. One night, a date night actually, Wade came into the house, exhausted and in need of some love from his Ira. Lucky for him, as he walked down the hall, there were candles leading to the couch where Ira, in a silky, short kimono was laying on the couch with chimichangas, beer and another hidden surprise for him. He was smirking. "What's the occasion, sweet cheeks ?" "Date night but, I thought we could try and answer our questions for each other." "Yeah." "So wanna ask me about that night ?" "Fuck yeah ! I have never seen a woman that mad before. Well, an ex of mine did try to stab me the crap out of me but, that is not the point !" "Remember the time I was at Weapon X ?" "Yeah and ?" "They placed a serum in me that activates my aggression and anger to enhance me into an assassinating weapon. So in simpler terms, the state I was in that night is my dark side and causes me to get dangerous." He was shocked yet slightly satsified at the answer he received from her. He accepted the answer. She smiled at him. ''Well, we have been together for a year and a half, right ?'' ''Yes, sexy. Why you asking ?'' She grabbed something out her messenger bag. He looked at it and what he saw was...a pregnancy test. She smiled but, he had a face as if he had been kicked in the balls. ''Do you...wanna have kids, Wadey ?'' She crawled to him seductively and he felt nervous and a little scared. "Me and Ira...parents...together..." He thought about how his parents and how they lead down to this path. A path that makes most people wanna die. A path of horror. It made him thought in those few minutes of how it would be bad for the two to have a kid. How they could mess up and make him like his father...in the worse way. She saw the despair in his frowning eyes. "Wade...are you okay ?" He kept looking down. Eventually, he looked into her hopeful eyes and touch the left side of her delicate face. "With the way we are...and the way we live...I think we should wait a while...right ?" "Wade, I don't think we could mess up our kid. I know that is what you're thinking. I know about how your childhood was and I'm sorry about your parents. The reason we should be parents is so we could be better than our parents...both of them. I can wait. Also, when you're ready, come to bed, okay ?" "Alright, night, babe." "You too, honey." He climbed his way to the roof of their building. He sat off the side of the roof, with a case of beer. He drank and threw the beers to the bare floor below his feet. He looked at the floor, got up and jumped off the side of the building. Once he hit the ground, he hurt his legs and his arms. "Ira ! Ira ! I drunk jumped again !" Ira came out of bed and looked in back window and looked down. She giggled a little. "Wait there, I will get you in a cement. Heh." "Hardy, har, har, very funny." She walked down and dragged him up the stairs. "You know there is a head still with this broken body, right ?" She lifted him up and placed on the couch for him to heal overnight. She laid a blanket on him to be warm. He fell asleep. She smiled and slept next to him on the floor.

Next morning, he woke up and changed his clothes. When he came out of the room, he saw Ira cooking breakfast. He came to the kitchen and hugged her from behind. "Ah ! Wadey, what the fuck ?!? I'm cooking near a flame, stupid !" She was blushing and had a cute pouty face. He looked at her and laughed. "Hahaha ! Never knew that you were this serious about cooking." "Well, if it's for you, then yes I am." "Hmmm, I can cook too. Like how I make buns in the oven." She smiled so hard and glomped him. "You thought about it ?!!?" "If it is with you, I figured we can both be good parents to make this kid like us but, a lot more better." She cried happily and kissed him. He smirked and kissed her neck. She turned off the stove and wrapped her legs around him. He held her up by her ass and carried her into the bedroom. Locked the door and stripped their clothes off. He crawled onto her body, she wrapped her arms around him, he spread her legs and from there, they began to make love. He was thrusting with passion, she looked into his eyes with such admiration and he did too. "I love you, Wade !~ Ah, let me be with you forever~" She kisses him. After they finished, she pinned him down and laid on top of him. Her head was placed on his chest. "What do you want to name it ?" "Reginald or Miriam." She punched his shoulder. "Be serious with me, fool." "I'm okay with naming it instead. I would give him or her a stupid name like Luke or Leia or Han.'' She laughs and covers my mouth to prevent any laughter to come out again. "What's funny about that ?'' ''Why would you name our kid after a Solo or a Skywalker ?!?'' ''They were all awesome people to named after saving the fuckin' galaxy. What's wrong with it ?'' ''It's just cute if they were in a robe and a lightsaber.'' He smiled and was looking further than having a child with her at that moment. He kissed her forehead and smiled at her blushing, smooth face. Her bold, brown eyes staring softly into his filled him with such passion. He never wanted to let her go...not ever...not in a trillion years.

He was pacing back in forth around the bathroom, waiting and kinda jittery. To calm his self and his extreme anxiety, he went to the bedroom and sit there. Tapping his feet slowly until it was cured when Ira came out of the bathroom and slowly walked to him. ''Well ?'' She gave him the stick and he gazed down towards...a positive result. Her future pregnancy was a go. He smiled, threw the test on the bed and hugged her lightly in safety of the future heir to their insane throne. She smiled while in the warm embrace of his loving arms. He was smiling and felt as if he was about to cry. "So what do you want for dinner ?" "Maybe some chicken chimichangas and you for desert. Hehe~" "Don't be rough, okay ?" "Alright, I will be tender for the next 8 months." He kissed her cheek and wrapped his arms around her shoulders. Seemed like a happy ending...for now.

~~~ TO BE CONTINUED

END OF CHAPTER #4 of Crazy Lovers, Crazy Times ~Deadpool Fanfic~ by lilfangirl10 aka Anna Reminder

NEXT: CHAPTER #5 - Our Future