Jessicas POV
We had ordered two pizzas, and already finished one and a half. I was now on my fifth piece. Adam was on his fifth as well, Ders was on his fourth, and Blake was on his fourth also. What can I say? Us DeMamps need to keep ourselves full, hahaha. I finished the last bite of my pizza, then laid back against the couch and groaned.
"Oh god. I haven't eaten that much since, like, thanksgiving." I said. Just then, Blake let out a long burp. I looked at him with a playfully disgusted grin. "Oh my god, Blake! That was disgusting!" I commented, chuckling. He turned to me, a huge smile on his face.
"Excuse me!" he yelled out, causing us all to laugh.
"I'm finished, guys." I said, patting my stomach. Ders lent back.
"Me too."
"Ya, I'm done." Adam said with his mouth full of his last bite. Once he finished, he licked his fingers. Blake lent forward.
"Me also. Imma go put the leftovers in the fridge." He said as he got up and headed towards the kitchen, taking the half full box with him.
"Hey, Ders! How about we throw a party on Sunday?" Adam suddenly asked Ders, sitting up, becoming excited. Ders shrugged his shoulders.
"Sure. As long as you clean up. I mean, it's your idea." He answered, then turned to me. "Have you ever been to a party before?" Did he really just ask me that? I gave him a are-you-serious look.
"You've got to be kidding me." I asked. He gave me a confused look. Adam looked confused as well.
"What?" Ders asked. I slightly laughed, then sat forward.
"Well," I started. "I was one of the most popular girls in my high school. Of course I've been to a party before!" I exclaimed. By then, Blake had come back into the room and was now sitting on the floor in front of me.
"Really?" Adam asked. I turned to him, smiling proudly.
"Yep!"
"And what did you do at these parties?" he asked, raising his eyebrows and staring at me suspiciously. I took in a deep breath, letting it out as I rolled my eyes.
"Really, Adam? Do you think I'm that stupid? I never slept with anyone at any of those parties! I have common sense, you know. Trust me, when you're a drunk, popular teenage girl who's this good looking," I said, pausing briefly and pointing at myself. "you have to have a little sense left to make sure nothing happens." I finished. Adam stared at me with the look of disbelief. I stared back at him, confused, then realized what I had said. I just admitted to underage drinking!
"Adam," I began, but he cut me off.
"Jess! You were drinking underage?" he yelled. I covered up the guilt that was starting to form inside me by staring at him in disbelief as well.
"Really, Adam? Says the guy who would sneak out of his room at every night at twelve in the morning, while our parents were asleep, just so you could grab the bottle of Vodka they kept in the fridge and cry about how you've never been laid." I retorted, slightly pursing my lips out and raising my eyebrows up in a matter-of-fact way and crossing my arms. Adam continued to stare at me with disbelief. I then noticed that Ders and Blake were laughing their asses off at what I had said. I smirked and returned my gaze to Adam, who just looked like he was getting more pissed off by the second.
"Shut up! It's different for me! I was older than you!" he said.
"Really? I was the same age as you were when I started drinking!" I countered. "I don't see what difference that makes!"
"Well, I'M the older brother! I can do what I want!"
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can!"
"No you ca-"
"Would you two quit it? My god! I feel like I'm with a couple of two year olds!" Ders yelled, interrupting us. Adam and I turned towards him.
"Shut up!" we said in unison, causing him to widen his eyes with surprise and lean back. I heard someone, like, dying, so I looked over at the floor where it was coming from, only to see Blake laughing so hard he was probably about to pass out. Just seeing him like that caused me to start to laugh too.
"Can't - breathe - have to - pee!" he said in between laughs. By now, all of us were laughing at Blake while he continued to laugh at what I had said about Adam. Finally, a couple of minutes later, we had all settled down, the occasional chuckle being heard from each of us. I sighed.
"So... you drink?" Adam asked. I nodded my head.
"Yep."
"And you have been since you were 17?"
"Uh-huh."
"Ok... well, I guess that alcohol won't be a problem then, seeing as to how we can all buy it and we all drink it." He said, rubbing his hands together. I rolled my eyes.
"Alcohol isn't the only thing that you have to have at a party, Adam." I said.
"Well, maybe that's the parties that you've been to, but at ours, alcohol's all you need." Adam replied.
"Wow." I said, chuckling. We were all silent for another minute, watching Tosh.0 on TV, when suddenly, Adam lent forward.
"Guys! I totally forgot! Jillian asked me to come into work tomorrow to help her with organizing stuff or something, and then I have some business to attend to with Karl. So, I'm probably gonna leave at, like, seven tomorrow morning, and won't be back till around, like, two." He said. I looked at him, disappointment most likely evident across my face.
"So this means I won't get to spend tomorrow with you that much?" I asked. Adam nodded his head sadly.
"Ya. I'm sorry, Jess."
"No, that's ok. I guess I'll have to spend all day with these two." I said, gesturing towards Ders and Blake. They nodded.
"Yep! We're gonna have a great time!" Blake said. Ders looked at Blake, then turned back towards me and Adam, smiling.
"Ya!" he said.
"I'm scared..." I said, causing them three to laugh.
"You should be." Blake said. Flashing him a funny look, I took out my phone, checking the time.
"Well, this has been a nice chat, but it is twelve o'clock and I'm getting tired. Night Adam," I said, then lent forward and hugged him. "love you."
"Love you too." He said. I then stood up and waved towards Ders and Blake. "Night guys!" I said, then walked away towards Ders' room.
"Night!" I heard them say in unison as I walked away. I smiled as I walked into the bedroom. I wonder what those two will have in store for me tomorrow...
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