you had me at hell..

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I was cutting my sandwich in half when Matt decided to join our table with his oil leaking hamburger. "Morning ladies, how are you on this fine day?" He asked before taking a bite of his healthy lunch. I quickly eyed Ab to see that she was busy picking out cucumbers from her sandwich so i took the hint and answered for us both. "Well, we were definitely better without you blocking the sun." He smirked at me, knowing well that i was only joking the best that i could. "Aww, I know you think of me as the sun in your horrible, dark, cloudy life." He patted his heart and continued on with his hamburger. I pointed a sharp glare at him before telling him the truth, "I think someone needs to open the window, your ego has taken all the breathable oxygen." He bursted put laughing, spitting a few unchewed pieces of the hamburger over the table. I saw Ab cringe knowing full well how she detests anything messy. "That was a new one and if i wasn't your friend then it would've really hurt." He wiped his mouth with the back of the hand and dived to the last bite of his hamburger. How can he eat so messily, i will never know. "So, we all know how much of a good girl you are Cher. So tell me..How attracted are you to the fallens?" Now it was my time to almost spit out my food. What did he think of me. "Since opposites attract." He added quickly, trying not to laugh at my obviously red face. I placed my sandwich on my plate, wiped my hands with a napkin and make it clear, "I am and never will be attracted to such monsters." Now it was Ab's time to whine. "How can you not? Just look at how sexy their aura is. All mysterious and badass. I want myself a piece of that." I opened my mouth to disagree but Matt beat me to it. "Isn't it against the rules to be a whore, Ab?" I covered my mouth with my hand, trying my best not to laugh. "I can be a whore if i want to, okay!" Came Abigail's replay. Matt simple nodded his head and i still looked like a retarded seal trying to suppress my laugh. Abigail just shook her head and turned her attention to her phone. "And what your plans for tonight?" Matt asked, placing his elbows on the table and leaned his head on his hands. "Well, once we leave this place i have 4 hours filled with studying for the pre-exams." I smiled widely knowing full well that i'm gonna kill those pre-exams even without the 4 hour studying. "Okay no, we were supposed to go shopping." Whined Ab from her phone. You see she is one of those angels who doesn't study at all and still get good grades. While someone, for example me, has been studying 3 months for these pre-exams. "I'm sorry Ab but latin won't learn itself." I simple ruined her evening plans. She shook her head and didn't let me give up, "No, we are going shopping. I need new heels and so do you." She got me there, there are not a lot of things i'd give up studying for. And shopping for heels just happens to be one of them. I glared at her, she knew well that now I'll say yes to studying. "Fine but only if i can get your latin notes." She nodded like she was possessed and her smile was brighter than the sun itself. "Yay, so the lunch ends in 20 minutes and after that we have this movie to watch. I think it's about hell? Or was it about devil? I don't remember." She blurred out so fast i'm lucky i caught what she even tried to say. Matt's face was confused, clear to say that he still doesn't catch up to Abigail's speed talking. I shook my head at the two of them, picked up my now dirty napkin and the sandwich rapper and headed to the trashcan. Once back at the table i was surprised to see Matt and Ab entertaining themselves with throwing grapes in each others mouths. "And I thought I was the weird one." I made my presence clear while sitting down. Ab glared at me and said " This is not weird, just friends having fun. Wanna join?" she held a grape between her fingers, waiting for my answer. I smiled and nodded took the grape and aimed it towards Matt's open mouth. Just as I was about to throw the grape Ab bursted out laughing, hitting me and making my poor grape land on the ground like all my dreams. "Ab??" I glared at her. She took two quick breaths, opened her mouth to explain and burst out laughing again. "Abigail! You ruined it." I acted mad and that got to her since she took my hand in yours. Made a sad face and said in low voice "If you took that out of context it sounded like you're giving Matt a blowjob." She bursted out laughing, Matt went red over his cheeks clearly embarrassed by our dirty minded friend. "How are you still considered a pure angel blows my mind." I said with a head shake, that made her look at me. She smiled and whispered "Blow" and started laughing again. Her body was shaking with laughter and soon happened the most expected, she fell off her plastic chair. Did that stop her from laughing? No, no it didn't. She wiped imaginary tears from her eyes and brought her legs so she was sitting criss-cross on the floor. Matt, who was still embarrassed, concentrated on his grapes and not looking at Abigail. I raised my brow, curious why she was still sitting on the dirty floor with her new jeans. Ab smiled at me, teeth shining brighter than a polished disco ball, she opened her mouth and answered my unasked question, "The chairs here are as hard as a porn stars dick, the floor is much more comfy." She finished with a winning smile, like a 5 year old who just got a brand new toy.