Taylor:"yeah just me and u"I say
Evan:daddy walk a through the door"daddy me an Taylor boy night"I giggle
Shawn:"wow sounds fun"I say pissed off that Cameron made me come home.
Evan:"now go?"I ask Taylor
Taylor:"we are going"I say and he goes to my car I set him in his car seat then get in.
Evan:"now we go mall"I say and he nods and I giggle we get to the mall and he picks me up walks inside then sets me down holding my hand I see the toy store and I try and get my hand out of his
Taylor:"stop it Evan if u wanna go somewhere tell me"I say patting his butt
Evan:"toys store toys store"I say
Taylor:"okay let's go"I say and we go inside the store he lets go of my hand and goes to the superman toys"Evan come back here"I say and he doesn't listen and stays by the toys I go and pick him up and walk out
Evan:"uncle Taylor"I whine about to cry
Taylor:"u don't run away from me"I say
Evan:"I sowwy"I sniffle
Taylor:"it's okay just don't do it again"I say
Evan:"I go back in dare?"I ask
Taylor:"no u lost that chance"I say
Evan:"uncle Taylor"I cry
Taylor:"No sorry Evan"I say and he slaps me with his nails"that's it we are going home"I say
Evan:"no"I cry
Taylor:"u blew it"I say walking out of the mall and he cries in his hands"I'm taking u back to my house"I say
Evan:"I want daddy"I cry
Taylor:"daddy and dada are busy"I say and he cries harder"Evan stop crying"I say setting him in his car seat.
Evan:"I wanna go back in"I cry
Taylor:"that sucks"I say
Evan:"ButtHead!"I shout while crying
Taylor:"Evan Stop It!"I shout making him cry harder"Evan I Will Spank U If U Don't Stop!"I shout annoyed but he keeps on crying"it's okay Evan"I say and he calms down "wanna go to my house and watch movies?"I ask trying to cheer him up and he shakes his head then he starts cryin again"we can FaceTime them when we get inside"I say and he nods I get him out and take him inside.
Evan:"call now"I say
Taylor:"give me a minute"I say setting him down.
Evan:"NOW!"I scream
Taylor:I grab him and swat him 10 times SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK "Enough!"I shout making him cry in his hands I pick him up and hold him
Evan:I keep on crying"dada daddy"then I calm down and he calls daddy and I rub my eyes"daddy no answer"I say as he ended the call he takes the phone out of my hands and calls dada they both don't answer so I start crying again
Taylor:"it's okay buddy they'll call back"I say rubbing his back.
Evan:"I-I w-watch m-movie"I sniffle
Taylor:"sure what movie?"I ask
Evan:"spider man"I say he nods and puts it in I lay down on the couch and suck my thumb he set me on his lap and scrolls through twitter"what dat?"I ask looking at his screen
Taylor:"twitter"I say
Evan:"what u do on dare?"I ask
Taylor:"talk to my fans and tell them how I'm doing ur daddy and dada have it to"I say he nods turning his attention back to the movie I put my phone down and watch the movie until my phone rings and its Shawn.
Evan:"Daddy"I cheer looking at his phone
(Phone convo)
Shawn:"hey buddy how's boys night?"I ask
Evan:"it just start"I giggle"I miss u doe"I say becoming sad again.
Cameron:"we miss u to bud but don't worry we will see u tomorrow"I smile
Evan:"otay"I smile"I got to go pider man hurt"I say turning my attention to the movie they laugh then hang up.
(End of convo)
Evan:"what now?"I ask after I finish the movie
Taylor:"I say bed time"I say as I'm looking at the clock and it's pretty late.
Evan:"no no bed time"I say shaking my head
Taylor:"Evan its late"I say
Evan:"no"I say
Taylor:"Evan come on its late and I'm tired"I say
Evan:"u go bed I stay up"I say
Taylor:"no come on we are both going to bed"I say pick him up.
Evan:"NO!"I scream
Taylor:"Evan don't make me spank u"I say
Evan:I pout and cross my arms"butthead"I mumble
Taylor:"watch it"I say laying him down in my bed.
Evan:"I lay down in da other room?"I ask talking about the guest room
Taylor:"u don't wanna sleep with me?"I ask
Evan:"no no"I say
Taylor:"okay but I'm staying with u until u fall asleep"I say and he crosses his arms pouting cuz he had a plan I lay him down and rub his back.
Evan:"ni ni"I yawn and fall asleep.
Taylor:"good night"I say kissing his head then walk out and fall asleep.
