Shawn:the next morning u get up and go to Evans room only to find him folding on the wall"Evan u know better"I say taking his markers.
Evan:"I sowwy pwease no tell dada"I sniffle
Cameron:"not tell me what?"I ask walking in the room.
Evan:"Nuffin"I sniffle covering up the drawing with me standing in front of it.
Shawn:"he drew on the wall"I say to him.
Cameron:"Evan u know better"I say
Evan:"I sowwy"I cry.
Cameron:"come here baby"I say
Evan:"no no no pankin"I cry
Cameron:"u should've known better"I say
Evan:"I no wan pankin u pank to hard"I cry
Cameron:"Evan come here"I say sternly
Evan:I lay down on the floor and bang my fists against the floor and kick my feet"I DONT WAN PANKIN"I scream and cry
Cameron:"ur making it worse Evan"I say and he stops the tantrum but stays laying on the floor crying in his hands"calm down buddy it's okay"I say and he calms down to just sniffling and surprisingly he walks over to me."Good boy. Now I'm giving u 10 for coloring on the walls and 5 for the tantrum"I say and he sniffles nodding and I start SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK
Evan:"ow"I cry but quickly calm down"I wan have boy night wif G-dog"I giggle since that's my nickname for Jack g he nods and calls him
(Phone convo)
Jack:"hello?"I answer
Cameron:"can u come pick up Evan he wants to have a guys night with u"I say
Jack:"I'm sorry bro I'm hanging out with mads tonight"I say
Cameron:"can't u bring him with u? he really wants to see u"I say
Jack:"idk let me ask her"I say then come back to the phone after a minute"nah man"I say
Cameron:"alright maybe another night have fun"I say and hang up
(End of convo)
Evan:"wha he say?"I ask
Cameron:"he said no baby so ur stuck with us"I say he nods and goes an colors in his firetruck coloring book.
Shawn:"Evan what do u want to eat?"I ask
Evan:"candy"I say jumping up and down.
Cameron:"can't have that"I say
Evan:"why it good"I say
Shawn:"they'll rot ur teeth"I say
Evan:"so I be rich when day fall out and toof faiwy give mwe money"I say
Shawn:"the tooth fairy doesn't want rotten teeth"I say
Evan:"I brush dem"I say
Cameron:"that won't due"I say
Evan:"fine u wan chicken"I say
