That man.... Jonathan... He was cute. My phone rang. It was Dean. "Heeyyy besty." I said when I answered. "Hey Y/n! Guess what?!" "What?" "I may or my no be in Virginia with you." He said. I laughed "alright then. I'm in a diner not to far from my apartment. Come chill with me." I heard him yell yay loudly. Dean is a good guy. He has been one of my closest friends since the ninth grade. I then looked out the window to see Dean waving at me. He came in and sat down. I hung up my phone. Then a text came in from the stranger.
Jon: Hellllooooo?
"Who is texting you?"
"Just some guy."
Y/n: if your looking for a Luke there is no Lukes here.
Jon: Nope. I'm lookin for you!
Y/n: Why?
Jon: Cuz. I'm staring at you. :-D
I looked up and saw the man who saved me. He waved to me. I flipped him off.
Y/n: Fucker.
Jon: Aww.
He then entered and sat down. "Hi. You were not invited to sit down." He shrugged. "Too bad. I'm sittin anyway." My friend Dean stared at him eyes wide. "Hey. Earth to Dean!" I snapped my fingers in his face. "Oh.... My... God..." Jonathan looked at him "Shit. Um... Please don't tell anyone. Please. My identity is my own and I'd like to keep it private." "NO I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND! I won't say a thing. I'd rather get murdered by H2ODelirious than ever do that!" Jonathan laughed. I was confused. Dean looked at me. "He is Delirious." It then hit me. I was sitting next to the crazy clown of the Vanoss crew. And he saved my life. "...Cool." I said. Trying to keep my cool. Jon laughed. "Are you.... two dating?" He asked. I looked at Dean. "No. Dean is like my little brother." I said. Dean looked at his watch. "I actually need to go! I'll see you later Y/n" he then got up and ran away. He then texted me.
Den: >:-)
Y/n: Dean? Why did you Leave meh?
Den:I have a sneaking suspicion that the man to your left has a crush on you.
Y/n: NO! You be lyin!
Den: Yes. Why else should he ask if we were dating?! He wants to know if you is a Single Pringle
I put my phone down. "Sorry bout Dean. He is a wild thing." I said. Jonathan then moved to Dean's seat across from me. "Hey... Uh... You want to.... Hang out sometime or something?" He asked. "Um... Aren't we already hanging out? We could get food. Look a waitress is coming over now." He laughed. "Alright. So what brings you here?" He asked. "Food." "I was talking about Virginia. Why did you move?" I smiled and said "Uhh... Well college. I'm going to college here. Well... When school starts. I didn't start college right away because I'm a pain in the ass and me and my friend Dean tried to start a YouTube channel. But it never panned out. I'm thinking of trying again but. I wanted to get a degree just in case it fails again." He nodded. "What you gonna major in?" He asked. "Game development. I've always wanted to create my own games." His phone then rang. "Hellooo? Hey! Uh yeah sure! Hehee. Alright. Talk to you in a bit." He then hung up. "That was Lui he wants to record with me. Hey! You said you wanted to be a YouTuber. Play with me an Lui and you'll be set." I smiled. "Yeah.... As long as it's OK with Lui too!" He grabbed my hand and we left. Just as a waitress came over to take our order. I realized I was still hungry. I pulled him to a stop. "I got my own set up. Just Skype me... Besides... I still need to eat. You go play with Lui for a little and I'll text you when I'm ready to play." I said. He nodded and let go of my hand. I ran to my apartment and quickly set everything up and ate a doughnut I picked up from a doughnut shop before I got home. I plugged in my camera, microphone, my capture card, everything. I texted Jon and he skyped me. "Hey! are you Delirious's girlfriend?!" I heard that all to familiar little kid voice. "Lui shut the fuck up!" Delirious yelled. I joined their session. I saw Delirious and blew him up with a grenade launcher. Ys/n (your screen name) killed H2ODelirious. "Gotcha bitch!" I yelled. "Fuck you!" He said as he was laughing at the way his body flew when he died. Then I was sniped by Lui. "You fucking Squeaker Bitch!" I yelled. Then all I hear is "Hey fuckers WildCat in the house!" "But I'm not a squeaker." Lui said in his kid voice. I then shot him to death with my mini gun. "Who the fuck is Ys/n?" WildCat asked. "That would be me. Hi!" "Where did you come from?" He asked. "Delirious asked me to play with you guys." I checked on my recording and everything was going smoothly. "You a YouTuber?" He asked. "Yup! I'm Yt/n (your YouTube name. Just so you know) I ... Uh... Am still new to YouTube. I actually just started this channel three weeks ago. To be honest." "We got a Noob-Toober here!" WildCat yelled. "WildCat heeeeelllllpppp Lui is being a little bitch!" "Fuck you Delirious!" Lui yelled. I laughed and sniped Lui and Delirious." "Y/n! What the fuck!" Delirious yelled. "What?" "You killed me you bitch! Fuck you!" I laughed. Then they all went quiet. "What?" I asked. "Oh my god Delirious. She is perfect for you man! God damn that was fucking psychotic." WildCat said half laughing. I smiled. I've been told many times by my friends that my laugh was psychotic. It's quite funny to hear that said from WildCat.
