Hey y'all my name's Vaeh Jackson, pronounced Vay-Uh like the end of Nevaeh, you feel me? I'm 17 years old, lightskin, I have HUGE curly hair and boring ass brown eyes. I'm not really thick, at all, more slim than anything but don't get me wrong I got some type of booty, not like these flat ass white girls lmao (no racism just being funny!!) if you wondering what I look like my picture is somewhere on here to be found. Just look. 🤔😌 ANYWHO, onto my story.. Yes bitches, MINE!
It's bout 2am on a Monday night and I'm hungry as shit and higher than a giraffe's ass. I just smoked two woods to the face of some blue lightning and kurupt's moon rocks. In case y'all don't know that's some TOP SHELF SHIT. Yea, ya girl got her cannabis card. Fleeeexin. Aha! Don't get me wrong tho, there's rules to me having this, momma dukes and poppa dukes ain't playin that shit. I'm a straight A student, I have perfect attendance, and I have a job. I don't really need a job seeing as my parents both make good money and financially none of us would have to work for 20 to 30 years, but I'd rather work for some of the things I have so I can appreciate money and not act so foolish with it like these lil teen celebrities and shit. Anywhore, I was layin in my bed on my phone, puffin the last of this loud pack, tryna decide if I wanted Raising Cane's or White Castle when my bitch Destinee called.
"You used to call me on my cellphone, late night when you need my love, call me on my cell phone late night when you need my love, and I know when that hotline bling, that can only mean one-"
Me - HEEEEY BITCH!
Des - HEY BOOOO!!!! Wyd?
Momma Dukes - VAEH SHUT THE HELL UP IT'S TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING GOD DAMMIT!
Des - oooooooooooo mama dukes geekin on yo ass *cracks up*
Me - shut up hoe, whatchu want? *laughs*
Des - bitch I'm HUNGRY and high as shit. Can we go eat? Pleaaaaaaaasssseeee.. *whines*
Me - you lucky I'm high and hungry too! Raising Cane's or White Castle?
Des - Waffle House, the fuck.
Me - whatever bitch come to the car. *rolls eyes* I really wanted some White Castle.
Des - okaay boo & oh well you love me. I'll get you some for lunch, my treat!
Me - you better heffa !
Des - *hangs up in my face*
Oh nooo she didn't, smh. Ole cable box neck ass. Des lives next door to me with her dad Mr. Cole, he's chill as shit, him and poppa dukes grew up together back in the days and work together now.
I put on my pink dolphin joggers and the matching crew neck with my pink foams and threw my wild hair in a messy bun then grabbed my tan Chanel wallet and the keys to my cocaine white Audi R8 with cherry red leather interior that sits on red forgiatto's. Poppa dukes got it for me for my birthday because it's the car my brother wanted before he passed, exactly the way he wanted it, except I got his initials stitched into every headrest and his name on the license plate. I miss you big bro! By time I got outside Des was leaning against the passenger side texting on her phone and waiting. She had on a white polo jogger suit with her custom rainbow huaraches, and her jet black hair in a ponytail. My bitch was poppin, we never leave the house looking bummy, don't matter what time it is. Mama dukes taught us always respect ourselves and keep up our appearance, and that's exactly what we did. We both hopped in without saying anything and pulled off, Des bluetoothed her phone and put on some Mozzy (for those of y'all who don't know who Mozzy is, you do now, go listen to him!!) I damn near sped the whole way, a bitch was hungry. Bout 10 minutes later we pulled up to the nearest Waffle House and bounced out.
Des - finaaaally, my stomach over here tellin stories!
Me - man who you tellin!!!
We walked in and instantly this ratchet bitch working the front gave us dirty looks. I recognize this girl, her name's Brooke, she's in my trig class.
Brooke - how many?
Des - you blind? Seein doubles? It's only 2 of us here so what that mean?
Me - damn Des give her a break she just doin her job
Des - oh well she wanna look at us like we the scum of the earth when we walked in, fuck she expect.
Brooke - bitch don't get fucked up disrespecting me.
Des - feelin froggy?
Me - leap.
Brooke tried to hit Des and grab her hair but Des dodged it and pieced her up one time, she fell on her ass and sat on the floor looking stupid as shit when the manager came out and asked us to leave. Smh, a bitch can't even eat.
