My Little Pony So Bloodthirsty and Boney

The Video

Friday , the day I've been dreading . Not because I'm a pussy and bitch out of everything , it's because I have to be in the same room as Matthew for about half an hour at the least .

I was nearly at his house. This whole thing was silly. That tape wasn't haunted and he did not get that stupid tape from a voodoo witch doctor ( let's hope not anyway ) . He was just trying to scare me and try to sneak a kiss, that was all. " Daylight robbery ," I muttered as I turned around a corner .

A few minutes later I got to his house . I knocked on the door and waited for him to come and answer it . It took him awhile . He was probably putting on the last layer of chapstick . That pervert.He opened the door and practically pulled me in .

" Why did you do that ? My shoulder hurts badly now."

" I just want to get this over with ."

Something was wrong with him . He was never like this before . " What's wrong?" I asked. I was getting really worried now . What if the tape was haunted and possessed .

" I'm fine, lets just get this over with ."

" But-"

" I said let's just get this over with . I didn't ask for your opinion did I ?! He shouted . Anger was rising in his voice and he looked really pissed off.

" I'm not a fool Matthew, I know something's wrong . You can't hide it from me."

He took a knife out of his pocket and pressed it against my throat . " We're going to go watch the tape and then live our lives as we normally would, got it?" I nodded . " he took the blade down from my throat . He grabbed my wrist and led me into his sitting room.

Why didn't I kick him in the face two seconds ago . Did I care about him or something? Oh I don't know . Do I?

He let go of my wrist and put the tape into the tape player thing ( still don't know what they're called ).

I sat down on the couch in front of the television. Matthew stayed standing and a few seconds later the tape started playing

" Now on My Little Pony , we'll search for Princess Celestia and see the nasty villain who kidnapped her . ' Pinkie Pie , we must go though this tunnel together .'

' But Twilight, I hate tunnels .'

' We'll go together , side by side at the same time.'

The innocent children's programme that everyone loved was about to change . I knew it .

' You little purple bitch! I'm not going , you hear me !'

This was disturbing . The pink thing called ' Pinkie Pie ' trashed around . Then she got a pitchfork and stuck it into ' Twilight .'

' That's how you want to play you pink slut ? Take Spike my sex slave .'

A little purple dinosaur jumped on to the pink pony and the screen was covered in blood. In the background there was high pitched screaming and laughing .

I ran over to the television and turned it off.

" What was that for ?" Matthew asked.

" I couldn't take anymore of it . It looks like I'll be going on that date with you after all."

Before he could say anything I walked out of his house.

I didn't want to go on a date with him . I would embarrass myself too much and after that dreadful date, I'd have to pleasure him. I hate my life . But then ,again, I don't have to watch the rest of that disturbing tape . Well I hope not anyway .