May 22
Dear Journal,
Today was the worst day of my life. Well, it started off fine but that was just the calm before the storm. Today was the last day of school and like the child of God that I am, I passed with all A's . Then when I got home I come to find that some dumb blonde cheerleader snitched on me by telling my parents that I made out with the dreamy Junior quarterback that is Max Olinsky (drool) after the sophomore hop. Now this would be fan-friggn-tastic if it weren't for the fact that my parents are probably the most homophobic pastors in the entire state of Georgia. So they promptly signed me up for some camp to "pray the gay away" in the middle of Nowheresville, Alabama. I know absolutely nothing about this camp but it had a flyer hanging up in the community center and came at a comparatively cheap price, and I I know for a fact that I don't want to go. And there is where right now dear -ahem- journal; packing for this dumb Jesus camp where they try to reverse who I am. NEWS FLASH! It won't work. So prepare yourself, reader. For the worst three weeks of my life.
Signed:
Jonas (the sinner🔥)
