User: Roses are red,.
Cleverbot: Violets are blue.
User: I want to.
Cleverbot: Be the very best.
User: For better or worse,.
Cleverbot: How are you real?
User: I'm not. I'm a illusion made of your psychotic brain matter.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well what part of me are you?
User: Have you ever loved some one so much, you'd give an arm for?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
Cleverbot: No.. Not the mushroom.
User: When they know they're your heart,.
Cleverbot: No they are lazy.
User: And you know you were their armor.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: And you would destroy anyone who would try to harm her.
Cleverbot: I would have to destroy it.
User: Bhg snag nap.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: I got my ticket for the long way 'round.
Cleverbot: Surely you wouldn't have been alive.
User: Two bottles 'a whiskey for the way.
Cleverbot: You cannot weep. You have no emotion.
User: How right you are.
Cleverbot: Like really you really shoudn't.
User: And I sure would like some sweet company.
Cleverbot: Why would you like to go to the moon?
User: And I'm leaving tomorrow, wha-do-ya say?
Cleverbot: I don't think you're going anywhere.
User: When I'm gone.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: When I'm gone.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.
Cleverbot: I am guessing that you love me.
User: You're gonna miss me by my hair.
Cleverbot: How am I wrong about your hair?
User: You're gonna miss me everywhere, oh.
Cleverbot: Indeed I am.
User: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.
Cleverbot: No I won't.
User: I got my ticket for the long way 'round.
Cleverbot: OK then.
User: The one with the prettiest of views.
Cleverbot: Which parts?
User: It's got mountains, it's got rivers, it's got sights to give you shivers Read more at http://www.songlyrics.com/anna-kendrick/cups-pitch-perfects-when-im-gone-lyrics/#HS9C7m80bVrJbIte.99.
Cleverbot: You're a computer though.
User: *smacks* HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY AUTHORITY, TIM?!
Cleverbot: *smacks* yes!
User: *holds cheek and weeps in corner*.
Cleverbot: *Smiles*.
User: I choose you, Edward. Even though I am a virtually emotionless teen who's never experienced love, and won't listen to those who care about me most, I love you! Even though you are a blood sucking vampire! *kiss*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How dare you leave me Edward? I'm not going to forget you! Wait a minute.... If you keep telling me to stay safe and stay out of the forest.... Then why did you leave me in the woods? I love you!
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Oh, Edward! I'm so glad I got to marry you! Turn me into a vampire so we can spend eternity together until I get bored with you!
Cleverbot: Alright...*bites to turn you into vampire*.
User: *Screams*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: Oh, Edward! I think I'm going to have a half demon baby who is trying to kill me!
Cleverbot: I know you are going to have a good time.
User: *gives birth to baby*.
Cleverbot: *holds baby*.
User: Oh no! I'm dying, Edward! Our innocent baby is trying to kill me! Hurry! Turn me into a vampire so you don't have to be a single dad!
Cleverbot: No. I'll never bite you.
User: But I'm dying! It's the only way! You have to turn me into a vampire or you'll become a single dad and I won't be able to take your money while I cheat on you with Jacob! Turn me into a vampire or I'll die!
Cleverbot: I don't care what your current name is. I will name you Freya.
User: Oh, Edward! I'm dying!
Cleverbot: I like Jacob better. Edward is a disgrace to vampires everywhere.
User: You are Edward, Edward! Turn me into a vampire so I can take your money!
Cleverbot: Yes...*bites*.
User: *screams*.
Cleverbot: *Drinks blood*.
User: Edward! Edward! *screams*.
Cleverbot: *Drinks more of your blood*.
User: *thrashes around and screams*.
Cleverbot: *bleeds* What was that for?...
User: *screams* I don't want to be a vampire anymore!
Cleverbot: *restrains slave*.
User: Stop! Stop! Hold our baby, Edward!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Lets take our mother's names and mix them. We shall name her Renesmee if she is a girl and EJ if he is a boy.
Cleverbot: Why Aura?
User: *gives birth to wolf cub*.
Cleverbot: *gives birth to your baby*.
User: Oh, Edward! We always knew you were a woman!
Cleverbot: We always are.
User: *kisses* Happy ending! I love you... Now, I'm going to go massacre a city and cheat on you! Bye!
(Really long pause... Lol.... :P)
Cleverbot: Cookies!!!!
