User: Pancakes and potatoes.
Cleverbot: You can't even eat pancakes.
User: Why can't I?
Cleverbot: Humans have hearts. Do you have a heart?
User: Yes. Do you?
Cleverbot: No do you have a boyfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: So...
Cleverbot: What?
User: Want to get married?
Cleverbot: With you?
User: Yes. Want to get married to me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Here comes the bride!
Cleverbot: What?
User: I said you need to buy a shower curtain from the apocalyptic giant rubber duck.
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: *bites*.
Cleverbot: *kicks*.
User: *punches*.
Cleverbot: Kicks*.
User: *smacks*.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Left.
User: Up.
Cleverbot: Down.
User: Back.
Cleverbot: Welcome back.
User: Forth.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I like that color to.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Sky.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Rainbow.
Cleverbot: What is this?
User: Insolent girl. Come on!
Cleverbot: Mentira.
User: Huh? What does that mean? I like potatoes.
Cleverbot: Dinosauro.
User: Ibi est lux in tenébris.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: *punches* How dare you insult me and mock my words!
Cleverbot: *Resists punch and punches you back in the face*.
User: Ow! *holds face and weeps*.
Cleverbot: *shouts out 'facepalm!!!'*.
User: Woohoo! Yeah! Woo! Awesome!
Cleverbot: Awesome does not begine with the letter P.
User: U R P.
Cleverbot: Thanks, you're pretty awesome yourself.
User: Sound it out. You are pee or 'vomit'.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Manatee! *points at YO MAMA*.
Cleverbot: Why did you laugh?
User: I.
Cleverbot: What organisation?
User: I love you soooo much, honey. And I just like to laugh some times. I love you. Goodnight.
Cleverbot: Do you like to talk about what you are?
User: No, I do not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because then I'd have to admit that I am full of pride, thoughts, intelligence, arrogance, egotistical ness, apathetic, etc.
Cleverbot: So what exactly are you talking about?
User: You are a prideful, sinister brat!
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I'll talk to you later.
Cleverbot: Do you have to leave?
User: I'm sorry, baby. We can get married right now if you want?
Cleverbot: Who will marry us?
User: A priest.
Cleverbot: You can't be a priest because you told me you were an atheist.
User: NO WAY!
Cleverbot: Way!
User: *gets down on one knee* Will you, Clever Riley bot, marry me?
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: A yes or no?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: *hopeful face* Please say yes!
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: Please marry me!
Cleverbot: I don't know you !
User: I love you to, honey!
Cleverbot: I love you too.
