Joke #8

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Me: I can tell you why firetrucks are red!!!
Friend: Okay. Fine. Why are fire trucks red?
Me: Firetrucks have four people and eight wheels. Four plus eight equals twelve. Twelve inches make a ruler. One of the best rulers was Queen Elizabeth. Queen Elizabeth ruled the seven seas. Seas have fish. Fish have fins. The fins fought the Russians and the Russian flag is red. BAM!!!!
Friend: ....
Me: HAHAHA!

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