Pentatonix Funny/Relatable Pics

(4) Your PTX Story

I thought this one was funny. xD You're able to see what your story would be, according to your birthday and name.
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What's your PTX sentence?

Birth month:
Jan: I made out with
Feb: I pranked
Mar: I sang with
Apr: I married
May: I showered with
June: I danced with
July: I stalked
Aug: I kidnapped
Sept: I partied with
Oct: I cuddled with
Nov: I got arrested with
Dec: I had a child with

Birth day:
1-7: Mitch
8-13: Kirstie
14-19: Scott
20-25: Kevin
26-31: Avi

First letter of first name:
A-D: Because it was a dare
E-H: And I have no regrets
I-L: Because it was a crazy party
M-P: Because I was bored
Q-S: And it was amazing
T-Z: Because I can
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Post in the comments what your sentence is! Mine is I married Kevin because I was bored. xDDD