The Rocket's Red Glare [alternate ending!sheen fanfic]

The Rocket's Red Glare

The Rocket's Red Glare
a sheen fanfiction

it was a fine night on the planet of whateverthefuck. ed sheen was like "i gotta go home dude i have homework due," so sheen's goo friend was like "but sheen i love you" and sheen was all like "im in love with jimmy neutron so i gotta blast over to earth." goo dude was so sad he cried and tried to flush himself, but ed sheen was already on the rocket he made out of cardboard, a chair, and firecrackers. he was so excited go see jimmy again. he had dreams about his shit shaped hair, but little sheen is an uncultured fuck and has never heard the story of wan hu. seriously sheen, what the hell is wrong with you, you swine. culture yourself. if you knew the story, then youd know firecrackers on the back of a chair will fucking kill you. so sheen blasted off and he blue up and jimmy saw the red glow in the sky and he cried so hard he killed himself. the end.