Markiplier's Space Adventure

The recording room

A young YouTuber hit the record button.
The screen gave him three seconds to start recording. He looked at the webcam and smiled.
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He remembred his intro he had practiced several times since he began YouTube.
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His camara stared right back at him. His black and pink hair and his black half-beard. "You sexy little beast," he thought to himself, "what would my fans do without me?"
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He smiled and he spoke his first six words in every video: "Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier..."
     He spoke as he stared at the camara. He always made Lets Plays occasionally. Especially a space game. He loved space. He said broad and proudly, "If there was a program for volunteers to go into space with, like, one hundred percent chance of dieing from death by space, i would be first in line. If they needed brave volunteers or stupid volunteers, i would be there so fast,"