QueefEater69: Jay its very important that you listen to me
JayVonnYumCums420: DAHVIE WHERE R U
QueefEatery69: on a pirate ship. Cum save me Jay. There's a Mr. Potato Head under my bed, next to my 12 inch monster black dildo. Press his little cock.
JayVonnYumCums420: Okay Dahvie poos im cumming for you!!!!!!!
QueefEater69: ps im 100% straight
I ran to his room and looked under his bed. There were so many dildos down there. The most shocking things to find were the hundreds of gay magazines down there. It took me several hours to find Mr. Potato Head and push his yummy gummy worm.
Bsssssssssttttttttttttt.
There was a bunch of lights and suddenly I was on a beach.
"Dahvie!? Where arr you?" I called out.
"Aarrrrgghh you be lookin for that gay boy?"
"Um hes 100% straight... But yes."
"He be taken by other pirates."
"Can you help me find him!?"
"Aye, for a price." I sighed and nodded getting on my knees to succ. "NO JESUS CHRIST BOI I WANT SOME ALE FOR FUCK SAKESSAKES."
"Oh..." I said a little sad I yet again didn't get a yummy gummy worm. "Where do i get you ale?"
"There be a bar in the jungle, get me some."
So I went on a short walk to find some nice ale so I could find my Dahvie Poos.
Hey what do you think!?!?!?
P.s. I wrote this song, im gonna send it to BOTDF.
Puffy Pussies
FLUFFY PUFFY YUMMY PUSSIES
I AINT TALKING ABOUT FELINES EITHER
GIMME SOME
MAKE ME CUM
SNIFF UP ALL MY QUEEFS
THATS ALL I HAVE SO FAR BUT WHAT DO YOY GUYS THINK OF IT?
