I walked for like at least the same amount of time or takes to listen to our album: revenge porn.
I walked upon the door and knocked. A large and very sexy man opened it.
"Can I help you, tiny man?" His gravelly voice moaned.
"I just need like 1 ale to go."
"Hey! Did that weird pirate guy send you here!?"
"Ummmmm who? Im just thirsty and I gotta go find my sexy senpai."
"Well okay, I also have some nice yummy gummy worms inside."
Tempted by the thought, I had to say no because I still had to save my poor Dayvie poos.
I rolled a whole keg back to the beach.
"Thanks! Now lets go!"
I followed the man and got on his MASSIVE pirate ship. With a below the belt steering wheel.
"So why are you not allowed in that bar?"
"Arr," He said. "I be the only straight man in town. They hate me for it."
"Wow thats so sad! At least Dayvie is straight!"
"Aye, can I talk about sports with him?"
"Oh no he hates sports. But you can talk to him about house decorating! Hes great at that!"
"Arr, your friend not be straight."
"Hes 100% straight." I said looking sadly at the horizon. "Thats why I can't have him."
"That be a sad story, mate."
"Yeah." I said as a single tear escaped my eye.
We sailed on into the night.
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