Jealousy/Darkness

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Chris: "Funny you should that but , ugh, I think I left that money in my other jacket".
"Well shoot, nobody likes cool buns"!
"I should've paid more attention in climbing class".
"I, found my true calling".

Josh: "You got a spare million lying around & I'll fix you right up".
"I just wanna rip that parka right off her & make some some snow angels, am I right"?
"Are you up for hunting around in the dark for a bit"?
"You up for a ride along"?
"You know, it really helps everyone came back up here, and that, you came Sam".
"Watch your step".
"I don't know, can't go back. New reality".
"I'm just-I'm just Joshing ya".

Ashley: "Hm, good. I could spend a little time cuddled up the fire".
"Let's go Josh, let's go"!
"Come on, Chris. Let's go find it. It'll be like a scavenger hunt"!
"Well can you please take a vow of silence"?

Sam: "Aw, it was just a cute baby wolverine".
"Okay, I'm gonna go take a bath".
"Hardy-har".
"Josh, we're here for you. Seriously, whatever you need".
"I think I can handle a little old set of stairs".
"Oh my gosh, you were scared too"!
"Were you in on this putz"?!
"I've had enough spooking for one night, okay? I see a hot bath in my crystal ball, so have fun! But watch out for that Josh, he's a schemer"!

Matt: "Sweet is not the word I'd use".
"Watch yourself Mike".
"Here you are, ma'am".
"It's no prob, babe".
"All day"!
"Ah, I'm not all muscle. I got some brains in here too"!
"Emily"!
"Gosh, you're ridiculous"!

Mike: "What's up party people"?!
"Before? We just ran into each other & said hello. Is that against the law"?
"I am so psyched right now"!
"Fuh"!
"I don't think this place is up to code".

Jessica: "Any place without that whore".
"Sex-iled".
"You have fun with the peanut gallery"!
"Hey hotlips, photobooth"?
"Woo! You are a wizard"!
"It's like a little adventure. A sex-capade"!
"As far as I can tell I still have all 7 of my limbs"!
"Huh! Michael, I have the best idea. Let's go hug a bear. Come on, please"!
"I didn't figure you for the glass half-empty type".
"Stand back, Debbie Downer"!

Emily: "Where's my bag"?!
"We can get very warm...."
"Hello, Earth to Matt. Gonna come help me find my bag"?
"Hey doofus! Come this way"!
"Thanks for helping me find my bag, I know I can be a little high maintenance".
"Oh it's so pretty out here tonight! And it's so nice to be here with you, muscle man".
"It's just my undies, the lacey ones".
"Thank you, oh my very impressive".


~Em & Jess' Catfight~

Emily: "Oh my gosh, that is so gross. Are you trying to swallow his whole face hole?
Matt: "Em...."
Emily: "I mean seriously could she be any more obvious? No one wants in on your territory honey".
Jessica: "Um, excuse me, did you say something"?
Emily: "Oh, did you not hear me, was your sluttiness to loud"?
Jessica: "Sounds like someone's bitter she didn't make the cut".
Emily: "Yeah, it's all a big cattle call with that dreamboat. Congrats, you're top cow"!
Jessica: "Cuts real deep calling Miss Homecoming a cow".
Matt: "You're making everyone uncomfortable, Jess".
Jessica: "Jealous much? Emily too frigid for you to"?
Matt: "Hey, that's uncalled for, look-"
Jessica: "Whatever, I don't give a crap what you think".
Emily: "At least I can think. 4.0 bitch, honor roll. Suck on that when you're trying to sleep your way into a job".
Jessica: "Who needs grades when you could have the natural advantages you can handle".
Emily: "Oh, please".
Jessica: "You couldn't buy a moldy loaf of bread with your skanky ass"!
Emily: "Are you serious?! You think that's insulting"?
Jessica: "That bitch is on crack or something".
Matt: "Jessica you need to shut your mouth, okay"?!
Jessica: "No, you need to keep your nose out of other people's business"!
Emily: "I'm about to get right up in your business you bitch"!
Jessica: "Oh you wanna get real? 'Cause I am down to get real"!

~End of Catfight because Josh rudely interrupted for no reason~


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