Destiel texts

Part 14

Dean: hey Cas wyd

Cas: what does wyd meaan?

Dean: what you doing

Cas: eating salad, butt what does wyd mean

Dean:what you doing....

Cas: I already toldd u eating salad

Dean: yes I know

Cas: then. Y did you ask

Dean: bc u wanted th know what wyd means

Cas: yes what does it mean

Dean: never mind

Cas: fine knock knock

Dean: Cas....

Cas: knock knock Dean

Dean: fine who's there

Cas: boo

Dean: boo who

Cas: deans don't cry it's just a joke

Dean: ya I'm going to a bar

Cas: can j come

Dean: u gunna say anymore knock knock jokes?

Cas: of coarse

Dean: then no

-1 hour later-

Cas: Dean this very nice girl taught me how to dance

Dean: oh cool which dance

Cas: the one with the pole

Dean: oh god Cas no

Cas: but for some reason she's almost naked

Dean: Cas please look away

Cas: she's also stuffing dollar bills in her bra...

Dean: Cas come to the bar with me

Cas: oh gtg Dean she wants to dance with me

Dean: NO CAS NO

Dean: Cas u there

Dean: son of a bitch

-1 more hour later-

Cas: Dean guess what!

Dean: oh god Cas are U alright

Cas: I'm fine but I made $$1,000$$

Dean: wait what how??

Cas: by dancing with the pole!

Dean: no Cas that's not what u think it is

Cas: Ima buy a pole for us Dean and I'll teach u

Dean: no Cas im ok

Dean: Cas?

Dean: I'm so done going another bar