Destiel texts

Part 25

Cas: what's Lake Tahoe like?

Dean: the one in California?

Cas: ya that one

Dean: never been there but sam said it has a local hockey team that's very rough

Cas: ooo I wile ruff ;)

Dean: what?... no cas as in like pushing and punching and stuff

Cas: oh do u like hockey?

Dean: mostly the fights and the hots

Dean: *hits

Cas: would u take me?

Dean: sure

Cas: k I'll be over in a sex

Dean: um was that autocorrect...

Cas: no i want to have the sexes with u

Dean: mhm and Sam is literally right next to me reading this

Cas: oh well tell him I found a puppy

Dean: how and where

Dean: nvm don't want to know

Cas: the store lady said is was a bitch

Dean: oh god cas don't say that it might offend someone

Cas: u domt call lady dogs bitch?

Dean: yes but just say female

Cas: y

Dean: bc someone will try to fight u if they think you've called them a bitch

Cas: o sorry

Dean: specially a lady

Dean: hell I'll slap anyone if they call a lady a bitch that ain't right

Cas: yes sir captain sir

Dean: u only call me captain in bed... wait did u teleport into my bed?

Cas: oui

Dean: o please u didn't go to France get a French bread thing and stick on your dick again...

Cas: what no I'm naked and wearing a beret...

Dean: oh good

Cas: ...and a fake mustache

Dean: mhm that's good

Cas: are u running I can hear u running

Dean: *sends huge dick pick*

Cas: oh my