Nachos and Salsa >•<Phan>•<

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This is horribly written on purpose I'm sorry

Dan the nacho was set at a dinner. He was screaming, "DIP ME" the loudest so he was dipped. The dip was slow and Dan loved it. During the dip he learned that the salsa's name was Phil. Phil was a young salsa and loved for nachos to be dipped into him. He liked Dam the best though.

DANS POV

I slowly was coming closer to the salsa named Phil. We weren't going to mess around. I slowly entered him, he started to moan quietly. "Louder," I demanded, as I came out of him and entered him harshly. Phil moaned loudly. I moaned loudly also. "Say my name Phil," I said slamming into him again. "D-Dan.." He moaned quietly. "LOUDER!" I screamed as I slammed into him even harder than the last time. "D-DAN!" He moaned loudly. We both came at the same time and I was eaten by the man.

THE END

I'm so sorry