Dipper X reader ONE SHOT

The movies

~your pov~

I got in Bill's car,He and dipper were waiting for me,i sat next to dipper and closed the door

"What took you so long?"Dipper asked

"Lets just go"I said

Bill took off and after a few minutes we were at the movie theatre

"Okay were here!"Bill said

We got out of the car and walked to the ticket booth

"Arent you supposed to be taking over the world?"Dipper asked bill

"Cant a demon take a break?"Bill said

"I suppose so"Dipper shrugged

We were deciding which horror movie we should watch

"Lets just pick a movie already"I said,impatient

"Hold your horses,you know how hard it is to find a movie that can make you hug me tight?"Bill chuckled

I slightly blushed but i shook it off,"Never in a million years will i hug you"I laughed

We looked at dipper and saw he was angry as hell

"Lets just pick poltergeist"Dipper muttered

We tried to hide our laughter and bought our tickets suddenly Bill holds my hands

I looked behind me dipper muttering curses under his breath,i turned around and laughed quietly,he's so cute when he's jealous!.

"I like it when pine tree gets jealous"Bill whispered

I nodded with agreement and went inside the theatre

~after the movie~

We got out of the theatre and started to walk over to bill's car

"Did you enjoy the movie?"I asked dipper

"Y-yeah"Dipper stuttered

I laughed a bit knowing dipper is scared of everything,mostly jumpscares

"Les go get you home shall we~?"Bill said

"Yeah sure!"I said and walked with dipper and bill both on my sides

We got in the car and bill began to drive but he suddenly stopped

"TRAFFIC ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?"Bill yelled angrily

"Woah calm down dude"Dipper said patting his back

"Why cant we just teleport?"I asked

"I try to be normal..."He said casually

Hours passed and the car was moving little by little

"Are we there yet?"I asked sleepily

"Im not sure,maybe?"Bill said

My eyes started to close and soon i fell asleep

~Dipper's pov~

I was staring to the window when i felt something heavy on my shoulders,i turned around to see (Y/n)

I blushed 50 shades of red and tried to keep my cool,Then we hit a bump on the road which made (y/n) fall on my lap

"Holy shit"I whispered

I heard bill chuckle lightly

"Bill help me move (y/n)!"I whispered

"Thats your problem not mine"Bill smirked

I looked at him with my -are you serious?- face

He laughed again and starred into the river of cars

I snatched a pillow from bill's car and carried (y/n)'s head slightly,i carefully slid the pillow under her head and slowly let go

I started to stare at the window again,until i heard (y/n) sleep talking

"I love you..."

I blushed again,thinking,was thst supposed to be for me?,I countinued to listen

"...dipper"

Oh my fucking glob,that was for me,(y/n) loves me,this is the best day ever,wait she was sleep talking maybe this wasnt real

"Its real pine tree..."Bill suddenly said

"She loves me!?"I said,shocked

"Yeah..."

"YES FINALLY THE CARS ARE MOVING!"Bill yelled

I shushed him and he completely ignored me,i took a glance at (y/n) and see's if she's awake

Finally,we were moving in normal speed,i can finally take (y/n) home

I ruffeld her (f/c) locks with my hands,i see her smiling and constatly moving

We stopped at (y/n)'s house,i carried her bridal style,bill opened the door for me which looks like me walking on the red carpet while carrying a woman

(Quick a/n:Im laughing so hard rn 😂😂😂😂)

I quickly opened her door which seems unlocked,i started to head on her room and opened the door

I layed her onto her bed and tucked her in

"Goodnight sweetheart"I said and kissed her forehead

"D-dipper?"She said

I was shocked not knowing what to do,i quickly lost my cool and started sweating

"Where are we?"She asked

"A-at your room"I stuttered

She rose up and rubbed her eyes,"did i fell asleep?"She asked again

"Yeah"

After a few minutes of awkward silence i completely broke it

"So (y/n) you were sleep talking an hour ago and said the you loved me,is that...true?"I asked,nervous

"Well-"I interupted her

"What am i kidding ofcourse you dont love me you love bill"I said

"No i dont..."She said

"Then why were you guys flirting with each other?"I asked

"Cause you look so cute when you're jealous!"She said cheerfully

"I thought you really liked him there..."I said looking down

"Ofcourse not,im like the weird girl in front of the t.v. and he's the guy in the t.v."She said

"You mean from poltergeist?"I chuckled

"Yeah....and your the guy who's the girls brother,the one who risked his life for her..."She replied

I smiled and hugged her,she became tense at first but she eventually  felt relaxed

We fell into the bed and did some unspeakable acts

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A/n

Never in a million years will i write smut,fluff or lemon

End of story

Ciao

~imlikesam_xXmr