Kys, Kms, We All Die!

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Trigger worthy moments... these actually happened :')

1) That moment when your teacher confuses your knee with your genitals... Not even joking

Friend: *squeezes knee playfully*

Teacher: what are you doing?? Touching a girl's privates????? Hmph.

Me: *triggered*

2) That moment when your mom commands you to socialize with the closet..

Mom: honey why don't you leave your room and socialize with the world *points at closet*

Me: .... What world?? That's the fuckin' closet m8...

Mom: Socialize with the damn closet then!

Me: *triggered*

3) That moment when your fucking sister is naked.. In your kitchen

Me: *walks in the kitchen*

Sister: GIULY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN' IM CHANGING MY DAMN CLOTHES, GTFO! D:<

Me: *Triggered* *loads gun* *shoots self*

4) That moment when your brother tries to stab your knee for not shutting up

Brother: you bettr shut up.. I don't want mum and dad blaming me because of you.

Me: get cancer skrub (jk i didn't actually say that but.. Idk what i said to trigger my brother that much.. Jeez)

Brother: *gets knife* *attempts to stab knee*

Me: *dodges like a pro*
This happened when i was like 6 gosh

5) That moment when your friend gets more roasted than a jew

Friend: kill yerself fegget

Me: no u

Friend: *triggered*

6) That moment when you participate at a spelling bee... And you receive a certificate with your name misspelled

Me: *TRIGGERING INTENSIFIES*
OOOOH THE FUCKING IRONY

7) That moment when you're doing a "try not to laugh" challenge and one of your friends (i call him adridri lel) spit chocolate milk out of their nose into your FUCKING WHITE SLEEVED SHIRT

Me: that was... Mai uniform.......

Adridri: O...

Me: *Triggered af*

Adridri: *Triggered HARDER*

8) That moment when you have a romantic cliché moment with an annoying kid

Me: *puts hand on door handle* *feels another hand* *quickly lets go of the door handle* *looks at the fool who's hand was in the handle*

Fool: ...

... secksi music plays in the background

Me: NOPE *walks away*

Fool: *triggered*

9) That moment when your friend touches your boob

Friend: *accidentally touches boob*

Me: ...um... You're touching my boob..

Friend: *moves hand away* ... *touches boob again on purpose*

BAcK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE SECKSI MOOSIC

kek

Me: *not triggered... But cringe?* *walks away*

Friend: *triggered hardcore*