Naruto Reversed: Kitten-tastrophe!

Chapter One

Anime tears rolled down Naruto's face as he used his arm as a tissue, his bottom lip was trembling as he sniffled. Disturbed, Sakura raised her fist, left eye twitching as she slammed it down on top of the adolescents head. Kakashi looked up from his book with a bored expression, his brow raised at the two, but he said nothing.

"Ow! Sakura-chan!" The blond cried out as he clutched his head, he turned to the annoyed pinkette, his big blue eyes swimming with tears once more, "What was that for?"

"It's only a stupid TV show, idiot," She snapped back, Naruto cowered when she raised her fist once more. A strong hand caught her wrist in their grip, holding it in place. Sakura felt her face heat up as she turned to the last remaining team member. "Sasuke-kun!"

Said Uchiha glared at the ground, before turning his head to pin her with his usual cold stare. On the inside, Sakura was melting at the feeling of his skin touching hers. So soft, manly and strong. Sasuke-kun is so cool! And he's touching me! "Leave him alone, he's not worth it."

Already seething at the fact that his rival was touching his long time crush, steam poured out of Naruto's ears as he heard Sasuke's words. "What did you say?" Naruto yelled as he jumped to his feet, his anger getting the best of him once again. "I'll pound you! Believe it!"

"Hn," Sakura almost melted into a puddle of goo at Sasuke's signature grunt, "Dobe."

Naruto was now pissed, "What the hell did you call-"

"Enough," Kakashi lowered his book, the one word sending them into silence. Geez, can't I ever get a break? A stern look from his sensei and Naruto huffed as he sat down on the floor once more, Sakura shuffling away from him with a tiny glare. "For one of Konoha's strongest teams, you three sure fight like five year old brats. I would expect after three years, you guys would be great friends, clearly I was wrong."

"We are great friends," Sakura sighed, she ran a hand through her long pink hair. Not much had changed since she was 12, she was still just as clever as ever, only this time she had the aid of medical ninjutsu. But she was still a far cry from being the best, she just had only started her training a year ago. "We just have our moments."

"Yeah!" Naruto pumped his fist into the air, noticing how Kakashi was giving him a forlorn look. With his hair growing longer and more unruly everyday, looking exactly like his fathers. His teacher sighed at the striking resemblance to his own sensei, Minato Namikaze. Even the third Hokage, who had retired his position to Tsunade-sama, had mentioned it last week. "Sensei, why are you looking so sad?"

"Oh me?" Kakashi put up his vague aura of mystery once more and shrugged, "It's nothing."

The team didn't believe him, but they dropped it. They knew better than to pester him, even torture wouldn't make him open his mouth. Kakashi Hatake was a man of few words, owner of the most perverted literature series in history and a dangerous person to cross when angered. Something Naruto and Sasuke had figured out when they had 'kidnapped' his precious books once.

"You know..." All eyes turned to Naruto, who was sitting cross-legged on the floor, arms folded across his chest as he puffed his cheeks out in thought. "Your lazy attitude," Cue a twitch from Kakashi, "And bad ass demeanour remind me of someone..."

Sasuke sneered from his spot on the couch, "Let me guess your precious Emi?"

"Hey don't bring her into this, teme!" Naruto roared as he spun around on the spot, shaking his fist at the emotionless looking teen. "From what I recall, you like that show just as much as me! There's only one thing you love more than that show!"

Sakura's eyes widened, her head spun towards Sasuke, faster than Kakashi eating his food. This was it! This was the time that Sasuke would declare his undying love for her! He would ask her to marry him and they would ride into the sunset together, living happily as a couple. But not before rubbing it in Ino-pigs ugly face of course!