Naruto Reversed: Kitten-tastrophe!

Chapter Three

Shin glanced around Naruto's 'Bachelor Pad' and grunted in awe... or disgust, he was still having trouble deciding which emotion to go with. While it was tidier than what he had thought it would be, the amount of empty ramen cups that covered nearly every flat surface was amazing and yet... terrifying.  

"I've only got the one bed," Naruto scratched the back of his head sheepishly, "You can have that, I'll sleep on the couch."

Shin nodded, oddly subdued for once, "Thank you."

Fox-like grin back in place, Naruto struck the good guys pose, "Anything for a friend! Now about this mess... KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!"

Shin's eyes widened as he felt a surge of energy from within the boy and gaped as three more of the blonde appeared. Immediately they got to work, tossing the empty ramen cups in the bin and dusting the apartment.

"After this we'll go get some ramen!" All the Naruto's immediately cheered.

Shin couldn't help it and took a leaf out of Naruto's book, he fainted.

....

"So..."

"So," Michiko nodded at the pinkette (shadow demon until she actually got proof otherwise!) from her spot on the floor, "Your family is nice. I like your father, your mother is kind of scary though. Is that where you get your temper from?"

To her credit, Sakura giggled, "I think so, I would ask her but denial runs strong on her side as well."

"Just like how you refuse to believe that the pale boy, Sasuke, does not like you, when it's obvious he actually doesn't," Michiko had no tact and she wasn't apologetic either, she had seen the looks her parents had given her when Sakura had mentioned the boy, it wasn't pretty.

Sakura seemed stunned, her lip wobbled, "W-What?"

"Sasuke does not wish to pursue a romantic relationship with you, it is unfortunate, but true."

The pinkette choked on her spit and her temper rose, "Y-You're just jealous! You want him all to yourself."

"I prefer men, not little boys."

Sakura choked some more.

....

Emi didn't understand this boy at all, it seemed he wanted to avoid her, yet he wasn't willing to let her out of his sight. Walking through what seemed like an actual village, he called it the 'Uchiha Compound', she found a lot of people nodding their heads in respect to the boy beside her, while she received some odd looks and even some double-takes.

Arriving at a beautiful looking house, Emi followed his lead and removed her boots at the door, placing them tidily next to his. "Mother? Father? I am home."

A light voice answered back from somewhere in the house, "Welcome home Sasuke." A woman appeared in the door way, her smile growing even more at the sight of the unknown female. "Hello, I'm Uchiha Mikoto, Matriarch of the Uchiha clan. Very nice to meet you." 

Emi straightened up and bowed lightly, "I am Emi. I am honoured to meet you Mikoto-sama."

A small blush crossed the older womans face, her eyes sparkling. Oh boy, did she approve of this one, Fugaku better beware, Mama Uchiha was going into match maker mode. Itachi hadn't met a woman yet, so Sasuke had been her next target.

Sasuke lead both females back to the kitchen, while explaining to her what had happened. Minus the part about him rudely leaving the Hokage's office, his mother would have his head and so would his father. All the while he was trying to show off his home to his guest, without it being too obvious of course.